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Offline Salome

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Need Help: How to give the perfect blow job?
« on: November 15, 2004, 06:04:00 PM »
I would appreciate concise, user friendly directions. Thank you in advance.
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2004, 10:00:00 PM »
Well here's something about hand jobs which could be some good food for thought to get you started...

Since I'm a hetero guy I know more about receiving blow jobs than giving them...but I would say start w/ the hands then begin with the mouth using the tongue a little still touching the guys balls with your fingers..(I can't believe I'm typing this) then start doing it harder and faster, back off a little, then start in again..

Maybe a female would be interested in fielding this one? :em:
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2004, 10:41:00 PM »
You have been most helpful. I think it is best to hear it from a guy such as yourself because guys know what they like.

Please continue with your informative advice.
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2004, 04:40:00 PM »
Swirl your tongue around on the tip. It's real sensitive there.
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2004, 05:27:00 PM »
Salome
I would find it easier to give you instructions whilst staring at your scalp as I stand before you then it is to give you the step by step here.
Maybe make this face:  ::bigmouth::  :exclaim:  :exclaim:
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2004, 08:20:00 PM »
Try suckin on an ALTOID mint just before "performing"... that SPARKS things up a bit!
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2004, 09:41:00 PM »
Thank you so much. Keep the info coming. Besides me, I've got three girlfriends who want to bone up on their BJ skills, so this is all good info.

By the way, to the guy who suggests that a BJ end with a burger, how about a "thank you" from the blow jobee instead.
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2004, 08:13:00 PM »
I always wondered if that would sting. Guess not.
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2005, 05:45:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-21 12:25:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Man, I have to say, this forum isn't the same since it changed it's name.



Why, Fro, why?"


Were you looking for more threads like this, perhaps?  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2005, 08:06:00 PM »
I'm laughing my tail off!

But no.

I gotta say my girlfriends LOVED the responses to this thread.
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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2005, 12:56:00 PM »
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On 2004-11-16 18:41:00, Salome wrote:

"Thank you so much. Keep the info coming. Besides me, I've got three girlfriends who want to bone up on their BJ skills, so this is all good info.



By the way, to the guy who suggests that a BJ end with a burger, how about a "thank you" from the blow jobee instead.



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Are you looking for volunteers to critique your work?
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2005, 01:31:00 PM »
When guys say no to fellation, we mean NO

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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2005, 01:16:00 AM »
what guy turns down a blow job?
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2005, 12:38:00 PM »
A disturbed one.
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2005, 03:09:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-22 09:56:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:


Are you looking for volunteers to critique your work?


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Whatever you do, NEVER tell a woman, "Wow! You give better head than your sister!"  For some weird reason she won't appreciate the compliment
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