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« Reply #105 on: December 13, 2005, 02:17:00 PM »
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Yeah, I'm a guy. Did I already talk about that BJ technique in this thread? Oops, sorry. My memory is bad. (It might be under an anonymous post, before I signed up and got a username.)

And I'm not too picky when it comes to the taste of cum. I don't know what this product is, but I'm not interested, unless they make cum-flavored cum, and that would be rather redundant.

It tastes kind of weird if the guy had brussels sprouts or asparagus the previous day. And sometimes I've gotten a weird metallic taste if the guy is doing poppers.
The best tasting cum I ever had was from a diabetic. The condition makes the cum taste a little sweet. MMmmm. s'like candy!

No worries Castle about being a guy. Hell I could learn a thing or two from you!  :razz:
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« Reply #106 on: March 27, 2006, 09:15:00 PM »
I just saw "The Weatherman" the other day.  There's a scene where Nicholas Cage and his wife go to marriage therapy.  They write down something mean that they've done to each other that they've never told anyone.  They're supposed to give each other the paper and swear never to open it.  Within 5 minutes Nicholas Cage opens his up, finds out his wife didn't like one of his books and had praised it anyway.  When he comes clean she reads his paper, and finds out that he was always unsatified with the quality of her blowjobs.  When he asks her why, her answer is absolutely priceless.

"You wanna know why my blowjobs were somewhat lacking in enthusiasm?  I hated you, that's why."
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« Reply #107 on: March 27, 2006, 11:44:00 PM »
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« Reply #108 on: March 28, 2006, 08:08:00 PM »
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest:  5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
All penises bend slightly to the left or right ? there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!
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« Reply #109 on: June 08, 2006, 04:08:00 PM »
Just thought this thread should be bumped.

Something a little more interesting than all the spam shit!!
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« Reply #110 on: June 08, 2006, 07:31:00 PM »
This really doesn't have anything to do with blow jobs, but condoms. I'm single again.  And it's summer. I hate condoms. Typically, when I'm in a relationship, we get tested and screw the condoms.  Obviously, I'll need to be safe if I choose to partake in some non-serious fun BUT is there any condom out there that doesn't feel so....  unnaturally constrictive... my favorite part about sex is when my partner comes, so it's not gonna be as fun with a condom but can anyone give me a tip or brand that may be better?
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« Reply #111 on: June 08, 2006, 10:22:00 PM »
There have been no innovations.
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« Reply #112 on: September 15, 2006, 10:08:21 AM »
Do condoms prevent herpes from spreading?
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« Reply #113 on: September 15, 2006, 04:25:42 PM »
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Do condoms prevent herpes from spreading?


Nope.
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« Reply #114 on: September 16, 2006, 10:51:43 AM »
What are poppers?
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« Reply #115 on: September 17, 2006, 09:21:39 AM »
amyl nitrate, "rush"
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