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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: I just
« on: May 13, 2010, 10:56:44 AM »
Well druggie,

It sounds to me like you "just" blew a perfect opportunity to spread the gift of awareness to all you can help!  :flame:

If you had any sense and compassion for humanity you would turn your druggie ass right around, go BACK to that prison and tell those poor low-life druggies about the chance they have to get their lives back; tell them how the New, Improved, All-Ages Straight Inc. by The Sea v 2.0 can save them from the inevitable continuation on the downward spiral to JAIL (well they managed that already), INSANITY, and DEATH! Do it now, before it's too late!!!!

Sincerely,

Dr. F

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Open Free for All / Re: Vent
« on: May 12, 2010, 10:57:59 PM »
I think you need to stop worrying about what the others are doing, and focus on yourself!

Try applying the 7 steps; have they ever let you down???

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: new JRC Article
« on: May 12, 2010, 10:43:49 PM »
Quote from: "Pile of Dead Kids"
I don't know, Joel. What alternative could we possibly have to shocking kids for some psycho's fetish? I mean, Massachusetts kids (but not kids from anywhere else in the country, where this is fucking illegal) with mental problems really have nowhere else to go, right? I mean if we sent the autistics to the kind of homes autistics go everywhere ELSE in the US, you know, the ones without all the shocking, what good would THAT do? And of course we can't send the juvenile felons to, well, prison, because obviously life is a bad 80's movie where they can expect every prison trope in existence to apply. So we better just let the torture continue, because we really can't do anything else with them.
At LAST... someone on this forum who understands REALITY!!!  :tup:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Homosexuals will be DAMNED!!!
« on: April 22, 2010, 08:08:33 PM »
The qualified staff at the New & Improved All-Ages Straight Inc. By The Sea proudly treat people who have a habit of faggotry. We at SIBS understand the way that homosexuality is linked back to chemical dependency; in other words, every gay person is a potential druggie -- a dry druggie, that is -- in danger of heading down the iniquitous path that inevitably leads to JAIL, INSANITY or DEATH!!! They don't like to think of this as they engage in their compulsive, sacrilegious behavior! Homosexuality is a sin against GOD, I hate to tell you! And worse yet, this heinous sin is tied in with your DRUG PROBLEM!! Get help now before it's too late!!  :timeout:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Higher than Hitler
« on: April 20, 2010, 04:37:32 PM »
Hello out there, druggie scum!

Despite whaty I've always said, I must admit I'm budding with appreciation for this token holiday..

Maybe you manipulative little fuckers knew something about something after all..

Anyway, happy 4/20...

Love ya,

Dr. F

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: I just
« on: April 01, 2010, 06:59:16 PM »
Quote from: "RTP2003"
I'm powerless over those buds and I'm going to an NA meeting to get help.
It's about time you accepted your higher power...

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Straight Staffers on Facebook
« on: December 24, 2009, 06:29:24 PM »
The staff members at SIBS are some of the finest in the world! They know how to deal with manipulative druggies. They dish out Tough Love like acid at a Grateful Dead show. Just remember, only YOU can help save them from JAIL, INSANITY or DEATH!!!!

See our website for more details:
http://fornits.com/SIBS

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: I need help for my sexually deviant son
« on: November 22, 2009, 08:01:12 PM »
Quote from: "Guest"
Your particular problem is delicate and I wouldnt discuss it anymore on the internet.  I can help you and your family but you need to move quickly.

send an email to :[email protected]  
to: Edward L. Bigelow -
 Dunbar Educational Consultant

Explain your problem as you have here on this forum.
Nevermind this, your troubles with your perverted son are over! Sign him up for a stint at SIBS and we'll take care of the deviancy with some good old-fashioned BD/SM therapy. If that doesn't work, a night spent in the cage with Gary the Gorilla will straighten him right out! No one gives us a hard time after this experience. Please contact us immediately!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Kids deserved to get totured in programs
« on: November 18, 2009, 07:55:57 AM »
I couldn't agree more!  :nods:

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The Troubled Teen Industry /
« on: September 17, 2009, 12:18:24 PM »
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "bobpeterson1973"
I wil pay someone to escort the who to a mental ward.

Interesting how that works here.  If we are talking about someone being escorted to a program it is referred to as Kidnapping.  But when you are the one paying for the service you call it escorting........Same service company.... just a matter of perspective.
And your point?

You see, we at SIBS™ believe in what we're doing; we see entering the program as more of a privilege, not as a "kidnapping" as you so inelegantly put it... It's more like saving a LIFE!!!

Thank you, have a seat!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: I need HELP (time sensitive)
« on: August 07, 2009, 07:26:20 PM »
Quote from: "Guest"
I have a daughter in a residential treatment setting right now. She was placed there a couple months before she turned seventeen, but now she is rapidly approaching her 18th birthday. I just got a call from her counselor explaining how she is bragging to all her friends that she wants to "get high and get fucked all day and night" when she gets out.
Send her to me..uhm, I mean to SIBS!!!

I'll personally see to it she learns how to behave herself!!! ::evil::

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / toilet breath
« on: May 07, 2009, 03:49:34 PM »
You're welcome, Mr. Smith....if that really is your name.

 ::poke::

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: "America's Tough Love Habit" - Maia Szalavitz
« on: May 07, 2009, 03:48:14 PM »
Quote from: "Ursus"
What alternative might you suggest?
I would suggest SIBS.

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News Items / Re: blog of a program parent
« on: April 03, 2009, 04:50:26 PM »
Talk to me, I can help!

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The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: If you could confront your abuser face to face, would you?
« on: March 23, 2009, 09:45:39 AM »
If any of you druggies would like to confront ME, your guru, the person in a great way responsible for bestowing on you the GIFT OF AWARENESS and SOBRIETY, you rotten scumbags can fucking well do it RIGHT HERE!!!  :flame:  :flame:

I'll be glad to deal with you; you know the program saved your life!!

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