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BuzzKill:
OooKaay - None-ya don't like cats. I see that now.

Samara:
Since None-ya had fun venting about cats, I will take this much needed opportunity to vent about not dogS but A dog. I like cats and I like dogs but this dog !$*?!

I am babysitting a dog for a friend because no one - not her boyfriend, her sister, or even her mother - would watch this little fucker. And I owed her a solid.

This dog has a serious gender-socioeconomic identity crisis. He thinks he is a fucking Princess. The poor yipper of a Maltese has to suffer through pink bows on a daily basis and a tutu for fun.

And you could walk him to the moon but he'll still poop in the house.

And he yaps 24 fucking 7 and tries to bite every person who comes to the door and will not stop until they leave (I confess I didn't care when it was my ex.  ::evil:: )

And he's so dumb, he likes me even though I sort of loathe him. (This is hard for me to admit. I like to like everyone. But if I were 100% honest, I'd scratch the "sort of")

His owner takes him everywhere - even when people specifically ask her not to.  

The dog seriously factored into the demise of her last relationship.

And he's on Prozac!!!!!!!! (The dog, not the boyfriend.)

I knew him before and after the Happy Pill and unfortunately, he built up his tolerance in a week.

WTF?

I cannot, will not do this again.

Thank you for giving me this opportunity to vent and not create a new line of fur footballs.

(I suck, I know.)

none-ya:
Sounds like's part cat

Samara:
no cat is this much trouble.

none-ya:
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