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none-ya:
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seamus:
Here is the real diffrence between cats and dogs :
When you feed a dog the dog says " wow ,he must be god"
When you feed a cat the cat says"wow, I must be god" :seg:
BuzzKill:
--- Quote from: "seamus" ---Here is the real diffrence between cats and dogs :
When you feed a dog the dog says " wow ,he must be god"
When you feed a cat the cat says"wow, I must be god" :seg:
--- End quote ---
Thats about right! :)
They do tend to see themselves as the rulers of the clan.
Years ago, there was this solder boy from Ft Knox hanging around the house. I wished he wouldn't, but he did anyway. Sitting in the kitchen one night my cat came in, looked him in the face and set about meowing in a demanding way. "Whats wrong with your cat?" he asked.
"You're in her chair." I explained.
"What?"
"You're in her chair." (Cat now quite, but still staring and twitching the tip of her tail)
"You've got to be Kidding?"
"No I'm not - that's her chair"
Cat still staring
"huh. . ."
"Get out of her chair!"
"You're kidding!"
"No, I'm not. Move!" Shoves third chair with foot
"OK - but I can't believe this. . ."
Cat jumps happily into her chair.
Dumb ass solder sits there looking stupid while I read a book and the cats purrs.
none-ya:
Top Ten Things to do with a Dead Cat:
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10. Kill it 8 more times, just to be sure.
9. Excellent for buffing the truck.
8. Jab a stick in it's mouth and use it for a dustmop.
7. Spray it with glue, hang it from the ceiling...instant flystrip!
6. Paint a stripe on each end, sew up the middle, and PLAY BALL!.
5. Chitlins!
4. Field test the blender...
3. Start a newsgroup, "Dead Cats, I'm for 'em!"
2. Makes a dandy fur coat for the Chihuahua.
1. Get 10 more and go beat the Dallas Cowboys!
none-ya:
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