I agree, "Dr. Butt Fig Newton" Poor ole Buttfig ! He's got wares of care in his underwear. That red, i got to take a shit, misplaced, fuckface!! I always understood why he was so misunderstood!! When you are stricken with permanent, cronic, shitass, bi-butt-polar ineptitude.!! Come on !! Damnit man!! Where is you're impathy and sensitivity!! Up you're ass!! Well, you know the honesty is always in Newtons shit!! He likes to force others to sit in soiled britches. Because the therapy was all for him.
Poor ole mister emotional toilet trainer!! I'f you weren't so damn selfish in you're own program, you would beg for his forgiveness. Dr.Buttfig Newton behind chocolate bars forever. I love ya Buttfig!!! I'm so glad after 22 years. I was finally able use You're Rap on Catharsis to flush you back to Toilet Trainee. I will use every trick in the book to make you stay there.
The smart feller , fart smeller that you are. " PEANUT BUTTER DIET" Boy!! The logs will always roll in memory of you, oh Great Buttcandy expert. You will eternally run the show in the underworld.. I love you STRAIGHT !!
Remember, no talking behind backs. Anal subterfuge at all times. Johnny Reb, Madison, Fla
Straight parodies from 1982,83, until 3-6-84. In sick memory of all the shitty days, and all the shitty days added to my life because of Buttfig!!
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid
of the dark. The real tragedy of life is
when men are afraid of the light.
--Plato