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« on: May 25, 2006, 08:46:00 AM »
Here ya go Jim bob, made a thread especially for you, so that we can chat about your third class citizen automobile.

Beep beep, here comes Jim Bob, in his Hyundai tibby economy car, putt putt putt putt!
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 09:02:00 AM »
Now Jim Bob states he has a v6 under the hood and according to Hyundai the most powerful tibby produces 172 hp, from their 2.7 V6, talk about pathetic! Thats sad Jim Bob, real sad...
A 2.7 Liter V6? 2.7? God Damn! thats a small V6, Jesus, and I thought Ford's 3.0 was tiny?

I find it real amazing how these people that cannot afford a real car brag about how bad and quick their economy car is. then they even go to the extremes and put on what I like to call
(Dork mufflers) on them and drive around and think that their car sounds like it has power.
Yeah , far from it. Stupid idiots dont realize that these economy cars need those tiny exhaust pipes so that their is enough back pressure to power the thing.

Its an economy car, its designed to save gas and put third class citizens who can afford a real car behind the wheel. What the hell is so special about that? Go out and get yourself a real American muscle car, then come talk to me.

Fuckin Toyotas, Hyundais, Hondas, Nissians, all cheap third class citizen modes of transportation. Shame on you people that own them!
Get yourself a real job, and make yourself some real money then you will be able to go out and buy a real car.
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 09:14:00 AM »
Tibby economy car,Tibby economy car, Beep beep! Here comes Jim Bob...putt putt putt putt putt, 2.7 V6  ::puke::  ::puke::  ::puke::  ::puke::
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2006, 09:35:00 AM »
I don't remember saying anything about my Tibby being bad,or fast. I said it was fun and that's my opinion. It's a fun daily driver. So you think I'm a 3rd class citizen because of my choice of transportation? I think that proves that you sir are a 1st class Asshole.
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 09:53:00 AM »
Don't even bother man, any idiot that starts talking about cars needing backpressure like they actually know something isn't even worth it.

Point is moot anyway,  U.S. car companies will be outta business because the Japs make better cars, period.
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2006, 10:33:00 AM »
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On 2006-05-25 06:35:00, xres8182 wrote:

"I don't remember saying anything about my Tibby being bad,or fast. I said it was fun and that's my opinion. It's a fun daily driver. So you think I'm a 3rd class citizen because of my choice of transportation? I think that proves that you sir are a 1st class Asshole."

as if there was any question
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2006, 10:40:00 AM »
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On 2006-05-25 06:35:00, xres8182 wrote:


"I don't remember saying anything about my Tibby being bad,or fast. I said it was fun and that's my opinion. It's a fun daily driver. So you think I'm a 3rd class citizen because of my choice of transportation? I think that proves that you sir are a 1st class Asshole."


as if there was any question"
we cant all live in this troll's fantasy world. His car is probably a city bus
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2006, 11:19:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-25 06:53:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Don't even bother man, any idiot that starts talking about cars needing backpressure like they actually know something isn't even worth it.



Point is moot anyway,  U.S. car companies will be outta business because the Japs make better cars, period."


Yup, I laughed my ass off at that backpressure shit. What a tard
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2006, 12:08:00 AM »
I think the tard has sex with his car.

Mini-me, quit humping the freakin lazer.
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2006, 06:52:00 AM »
Just brought home last night a brnad new Cheverolet Silverado 2500 hd Duramax diesel. Hp is 310 I beleive ands it has 650 ft pd of torque, and this truck can move! Got rear differential locking, and is so fast and powerful, it will pull a house. Go do your homework on the durmax diesel Jim Bob, you'll see what I am talking about.
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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2006, 10:10:00 AM »
Why don't you go do your homework,and let the adults have a conversation.I don't suppose you would care to share a pic of your new ride?Surely a captain of industry such as yourself would know how to post a pic.
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2006, 12:15:00 PM »
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"Why don't you go do your homework,and let the adults have a conversation.I don't suppose you would care to share a pic of your new ride?Surely a captain of industry such as yourself would know how to post a pic."

if bullshit were a drop, We'd all be swimmin here @ fornits
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2006, 12:43:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-26 03:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Just brought home last night a brnad new Cheverolet Silverado 2500 hd Duramax diesel. Hp is 310 I beleive ands it has 650 ft pd of torque, and this truck can move! Got rear differential locking, and is so fast and powerful, it will pull a house. Go do your homework on the durmax diesel Jim Bob, you'll see what I am talking about."



What is it they say about men and their cars compensating for, uh.....shortcomings?   :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2006, 01:34:00 PM »
Got rear differential locking
are you just reading the monronie sticker? what car person talks like that? plus,that is not how gm designates their rear axle assy's....
Who is this dood tryin to impress ?
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2006, 01:20:00 AM »
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Who is this dood tryin to impress ?"


Uhhm, all the pretty girls in his collection of adult magazines?

A duramax huh?

We shall call him: "duramullet"

So Mr Duramullet, Hows it feel to own a brand new truck payment?  

Also, how does it feel to spend $100 dollars every time you visit the pump? The silverado 2500 HD duramax gets an immmmpressive 19 miles per gallon!
So, if one gallon takes you 19 miles, and the average monthly miles put on domestic vehicles is about a conservative 1500?
Looks like Duramullet will need 78 gallons of fuel  per month at an average cost of $3.25 a gal for deisel.
Which brings his monthly fuel bill to aproximately $234.00
Add that to the truck payment, which I would guess to be in the neighborhood of $550, and full coverage comprehensive insurance an additional $150 monthly for a grand total of $930.00 dollars per month to own the All american duh-ramax Chevrolet penis extention.
 

If you invested $930 dollars per month in a moderate yeild IRA. You be a millionairess in lessen 20 years.

Congrats on your Brrrrrand neeeeewww truck Mr Duramullet!

I'm so jealeth!

Well, not really.

So lets take a vote shall we?

Have a truck you wont own for 6 years when its value will depreciated to about %10 of what you actually paid for it?

Or be a millionaire in 20 years?
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