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« Reply #105 on: April 05, 2006, 09:26:00 AM »
I have strep throat and am on antibiotics.  Ever notice when you take these things, your shit smells like the pill and personally, I shit brown water out my ass.  Splattered the hell out of the back of the toilet today.  Not the best way to start out the day.......cleaning poop off the wall.   :cry2:
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« Reply #106 on: April 05, 2006, 09:38:00 AM »
is strep going around? i think we have it too.
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« Reply #107 on: April 05, 2006, 05:25:00 PM »
Good lord, this time the liquid came at work.  I was too embarassed to clean it up.  Thankfully we have janitoral staff for that kind of stuff.
makes me glad I got an education.

Hey, is this the kind of stuff that we need immigrants to do as the dems are talking about cause american wont?
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« Reply #108 on: April 05, 2006, 06:26:00 PM »
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Hey, is this the kind of stuff that we need immigrants to do as the dems are talking about cause american wont?
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« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2006, 09:55:00 AM »
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On 2006-04-05 06:26:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I have strep throat and am on antibiotics.  Ever notice when you take these things, your shit smells like the pill and personally, I shit brown water out my ass.  Splattered the hell out of the back of the toilet today.  Not the best way to start out the day.......cleaning poop off the wall.   :cry2:  "


more fallout from antibiotics.  Liquud,liquid, liquid.  Looks like some kind of brown gravy amall chunks of darker "material".   I made it to the CVS bathroom this time.  Didn't want to "splatter" at work anymore.  One of the "help" conmplained about the mess and how difficult it was once the poo dried out.  Sorry CVS, your "hired" help is next.
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« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2006, 11:04:00 AM »
on antibiotic shit water.... :scared:
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« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2006, 11:11:00 AM »
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"I just took the kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out...ouch.
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I either pluck or shave the hair around my asshole. :cry2:
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« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2006, 11:17:00 AM »
i have a number of friends who have remarked on those angry little hairs around uranus that create kling ons, and they say waxing is the way to go. i cannot condone removing one hair from my body as this would almost certainly lead to metrosexuality and than on to direct gayness. i love my caveman inherited hair and wear it proudly when i drink beer, moon people, have sex, and behave atrociously in general.
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« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2006, 03:32:00 PM »
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"I just took the kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out...ouch.

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I either pluck or shave the hair around my asshole. :cry2: "


yeah, well I'm a chick, so hairy asshole is not the yummies to a male (or female) tounge.
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« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2006, 03:48:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: funster on 2006-04-07 12:48 ]
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« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2006, 03:57:00 PM »
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« Reply #116 on: April 07, 2006, 03:57:00 PM »
Aww, funster...you took down your request for a pic.   :lol:
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« Reply #117 on: April 07, 2006, 04:05:00 PM »
no ass hair visable there. i just found out how to edit things. boy could i have stopped a lot of dumb posts. if this is your ass, would love to have you over for barbecue.
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« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2006, 04:07:00 PM »
Sadly no, gravity has taken it's toll.  Although hubby tells me it ain't too far off, but then again, he has to live with me so he'd BETTER be nice.  :silly:
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« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2006, 04:11:00 PM »
you are still invited for barbecue if you promise to wear the same thing and strike the same pose against the fence. if i saw that ass in straight springfield it would have been worth being set back for grabbing it in the medication line.
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