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« Reply #135 on: April 11, 2006, 10:32:00 AM »
So you're saying it's the lesser of 2 evils I guess. I'm about to conduct a movement myself..I know it will be a load off my mind. Keep on shittin'   :smokin:
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« Reply #136 on: April 20, 2006, 11:36:00 AM »
After taking a dump I looked in the toilet & the turds spelled out the words "Miller Newton" ..isn't that amazing??
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« Reply #137 on: April 20, 2006, 01:53:00 PM »
Oh my GOD, a fire shit just came out during lunch.  I was in the bathroom at work and it was all I could do to keep from screaming.   I swear (and I sure did under my breath) that it was pure stomach bile and acid.   The flesh around the hole is burnt and really really sore.  I have no clue what I ate that would bring on this fire shit. :flame:  :flame:  :flame:  :flame:  :flame:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:
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« Reply #138 on: April 21, 2006, 11:34:00 AM »
Perhaps an ANALysis would be in order.  :lol:
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« Reply #139 on: April 21, 2006, 11:35:00 AM »
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« Reply #140 on: April 27, 2006, 10:48:00 AM »
Hopefully the next cup of coffee will do the trick & I'll be able to squeeze out a loaf like that guy did!  :tup:
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« Reply #141 on: May 05, 2006, 01:14:00 PM »
Took a really good shit this morning. It's good to be back on track!
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« Reply #142 on: May 07, 2006, 12:57:00 AM »
is it bigger than a baby's arm?
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« Reply #143 on: May 07, 2006, 12:58:00 AM »
is it bigger than a baby's arm? :wave:  :wave:  :em:
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« Reply #144 on: May 17, 2006, 07:49:00 PM »
Today's shit was rather disappointing. It was the size of a golf ball.  :???:
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« Reply #145 on: May 18, 2006, 10:13:00 AM »
gave birth to a triple-jointed wraparound toilet python
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« Reply #146 on: May 18, 2006, 11:15:00 PM »
Nice work!  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :lol:
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« Reply #147 on: May 20, 2006, 11:12:00 AM »
I snaked a fair-sized coil into the bowl yesterday morning and it formed the shape of the letter 'P'. Much better than the "golf ball" I dropped a few days ago.  :smokin:
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« Reply #148 on: May 31, 2006, 09:15:00 AM »
I let loose a few turds that made the initials, "V.M.N."

What could this mean??? :eek:
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« Reply #149 on: June 02, 2006, 12:51:00 PM »
Good one. Reminds me of a dream I had recently. I dreamt that Miller Newton was laying with his head on a chopping block and I was the lucky executioner! I swung the axe down with all my might and cut his head clean off in one swing! His head was rolling around cussing and turning red like a ripe tomato. :grin:
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