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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Second Chance - Memphis
« on: January 14, 2011, 10:24:41 AM »
Interesting Tidbit.......True Story

Jean Cassidy,then former Straight exec staff working as a receptionist in a financial planning office while her husband Scotty was working as Straight exec staff,admitted that I,along with most of the "clients"(internees)at Straight,were not really addicts.This admission came as I explained that occasionally I drank but was clearly not addicted nor in denial.I left that conversation realizing my 16 months in Straight was a total lie.

That was after my time,I was in St.Pete(Jurassic Period!!).Day 400 of Straight.D.H.,cousin of a 4th Phaser recently started over(highest phase at that time),finished his intake.His oldcomer,soon to be my oldcomer as well,screwed up by letting him know that being judged insane could get him an exit ticket.D.H.,started his crazy act which included losing all control of his sphincter.Unfortunately,I had to share a house with this fine specimen.This was my most unforgettable night in 17 months of brainwashing.Back in the 70s,they piled newcomers in backseats with oldcomers on each door.They put DH on my lap and he crapped right there on the way to the oldcomer's house,sitting on my leg.His antics continued all night.He got taken out the next morning.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Started Over Again at age 44
« on: December 24, 2010, 10:27:04 AM »
I hate cliches but sometimes they have merit.The adage goes "What doesn't kill you will only strengthen you"has lots of truth behind it.This episode,like Str8,were two kicks in the privates.Whatever happens,you remind yourself that this won't be the end.I have a friend down here whose wife left him with their young daughter to Mainland China,leaving pending a loan for $250000 by her father on the Mainland as well.This was pretty much all the money he had.He was the one who told me that when I was trying to console him.You saw Straight through,you will this as well.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: It's Xmas time again
« on: December 24, 2010, 12:34:09 AM »
Never met the guy ,but I feel like I know him pretty well

To the tune of "Deck the Halls"
Hang Newton by his ballsack                                                                              
fa la la la la                                          
la la la la                                                
Tie them up from front to back
fa la la la la
la la la la
He should pay for all he did
fa la la la
la la la
la la la
He'll never harm another kid
fa la la la la
la la la la

Felices fiestas
Sam from Costa Rica

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: It's Xmas time again
« on: December 19, 2010, 07:28:02 PM »
No matter how you spell his last name,let's be thankful for him and give his pizza place a try next to the Mons.It's located in the old Taco Bell.They serve handspun New York Style Pizza and Barbecue Pulled Pork(No Pun Intended).

Teen Challenge / Re: This guy was in Str8 St.Pete and later Teen Challenge
« on: December 19, 2010, 04:14:41 PM »
You very well may be correct,but I'm pretty sure Lindsay had something to do with their promotion.If so,I stand corrected.I am pretty sure Dan Loerzel was sent there after his parents decided Straight wasn't working out.

Teen Challenge / This guy was in Str8 St.Pete and later Teen Challenge
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:52:23 AM »
His name is Dan Loerzel.Pulled out of Straight(Milton Roy) and sent to Teen Challenge.He went to Largo High.Teen Challenge was another "tough love"(abuse factory)started by late spiritual author Hal Lindsey.All I know.

Pura Vida
Sam from Costa Rica

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: It's Xmas time again
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:21:25 AM »
I don't about having more wit,but I'll put my improvisational skills together and give it a shot

To the tune of "Away in the Manger"

Cooped up in a warehouse
My ass in a sling
Surrounded by morons
Who say the same thing

They say that it's love
All I sense is fear
the only true goal is
to get out of here

Pura Vida
PS....My ideal woman was this performer named Candy an the Mons Venus

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: THE "TAMPA CLIQUE"
« on: December 18, 2010, 02:05:29 PM »
Fall of 1978,four internees from Tampa.Mike Saylor,fifth-phaser attending Tampa Catholic and Bob Patterson's one-time oldcomer,Logan Mitchell,an adult fourth-phaser attending USF,John Campbell,a court-ordered fourth phaser with bright red hair who attended Plant,and Chris Lane,an effiminate third phaser who attended Jesuit,the all-boys Catholic School in Tampa.They decided during the summer of 1978 while commuting together that they like liked their lives before Straight and went back to partying while they were still in the program.They were exposed on the weekend,so I was upstate with my family so their outing is a mystery to me,but I think it was Mike Saylor who rolled over in staff office outing his colleagues.No such thing as a fifth phase refresher,so Mike Saylor was terminated as was John Campbell,who was promptly turned over to the Tampa Courts.Logan Mitchell pulled himself a week later.I don't know how Chris Lane ended up

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: It's Xmas time again
« on: December 15, 2010, 01:48:14 PM »
Album???You're really wanting me to get over it!As far as the Semblers being Jewish,I'm pretty sure it's Mel yes,Betty no.Reason being having attended Admiral Farragut with youngest son Greg,I distinctly remember him identifying with the other Jewish cadets,like myself,then giving thanks to Jesus when leading grace at lunchtime.To anybody who has ever seen her,they will agree,there is nothing Jewish about Betty Sembler's look or demeanor.When it comes to the Semblers being Jewish,when it's convenient,they are and of course when it's not,theyre not.Coming up next.........God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and Jingle Bell Rock.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: It's Xmas time again
« on: December 14, 2010, 08:03:45 PM »
Here We Go....Winter Wonderland.......December 1978

Being brainwashed and tormented
Living a nightmare so demented
It's happening again
It's not going to end
They're never going to let me out of Straight
Looking across the room I see the first-phasers
Fifteen months ago they were me
Look at all those desperate faces
They all look the same to some degree
If this is me a year later
who will i be in the future?
A horrible ride
my spirit has died
they're never going to let me out of Straight.

It was definitely "Doctor" George Ross who introduced RSA to Straight.He first wanted to teach it to the entire group,but changed on that when 1st phasers were totally unresponsive.Being certified by some organization in Kentucky to teach this "program" is what got him in the the door at Straight.Some useful concepts that will always remind me of that quack unfortunately.I remember first hearing about "cognitive dissonance" from Dr.Wayne Dyer in "Your Erroneous Zones",a book Helen"Batshit" Petermann allowed me to read on First Phase.If the certifiers of RSA instruction knew that Ross would use them to this end,would have they certified him?Who knows.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / It's Xmas time again
« on: December 10, 2010, 12:13:39 AM »
Having spent two Decembers,1977 on Second Phase,and,1978 on Fourth Phase,as a member of the lost warehoused tribe of adolescents then known as Straight Incorporated,like many of us,CHRISTMAS CAROLS MEAN NOTHING MORE TO ME THAN A BUNCH OF FLASHBACKS!!!!
This December,I decided to take a positive,therapeutic step to resolve this twisted episode of PTSD and the Fornits board is going to help.I hope I don't bore the shit out of anyone so they consider suicide or anything like that.Please consider that I will use this thread to help cope with some not so pleasant memories.
I have decided that every time I hear a Christmas song that reminds me of the warehouse,I will rewrite that song and post it on this thread.This isn't for humor.This is to get stuff out.Right now,Winter Wonderland and God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen have sent me off into a time warp far enough to give Rocky Horror's Riff Raff an erection so those will be the first two on the hit parade.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Donations
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:33:25 PM »
Please PM me w/ moneygram instructions.My CC is blocked from all internet transactions.

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: "Homosexuality" In The Program
« on: October 28, 2010, 01:07:31 PM »
Thanks to the competence and watchful eye of Helen Petermann,even then self confessed sexual deviant John Buick is allowed to sign himself in as an adult.Now,John is serving out a sentence for sexual battery on a child under the age of 12.He never spoke much about drugs funny enough.HE DID ADMIT HAVING A WEAKNESS FOR GUYS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE IN GROUP TO BE ABLE TO RELATE TO HIM IN AN OPEN FORUM.Thanks Helen,Thanks Jim Hartz.Thanks for looking out for our well being.Just the type of guy I want looking at me while I'm defecating in a stall without doors.

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