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If you're going that way, "Godzilla" rules!  Nothing like a good, dubbed-Japanese, sci-fi flick :rofl:

CRAZYSCARYJESUSSTUFF!!

"...and they know the sound of it when i pick it up."
My cats like laser-tag too!  Old tune:  PsychoKillers".  My words:  "PSYCHOKITTYS"!! w/out toys, lasers OR catnip!!  
SHE  slides down my doorjams.  
HE stalks & tracks my granddaughter.  
And WE  ::rose:: loooove Muppets.
My neighbor-kids rescued and found a home for an adorable fluff-ball!  Not what I'd expect from them.  
They have 'pre-established' behavior, but I want to trust them,
so I quietly watch-just in case, and mostly they're good.  
Anyhow, the kitten's adorable (all clean and fluffy w/a nice fat-full-belly) and a much better home than the drainpipe.  
So cute.  Very friendly.

Diva:  Our bully is Elvis. But Salem has her ways (women do that, ya know?!)!  Love the name(s)&...I've seen that look!!

As far as the knock-knock joke, unfortunately, I don't have 'a-punch-line' for that one:  How's this?  Why are mushrooms SOO popular@parties?  
They are ALL 'fungi' to be with   :rofl:   ...sorry 'Castle'!  
...or...Do you like the smell of moth balls?  How do you get their little legs apart?  ::roflmao::




 
 

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Quote from: ""free free""

I don't think most men mean it this way, I think it's just a joking way of talking, but there is a reason that there are sexual harassment laws in the work place.
like it's illegal for a man to tell jokes that are graphically sexual at work even if they are not directed at a women
it's because it makes a threatening, even if it is not meant that way, environment and it tends to demean women as sex objects
totally demean them, much worse then Barbie,
I'm still traumatized by her chest size, mine don't look like that,
oh my God?

Yes, some people tend to use it (the trend in humor you mentioned) as a license to be blatant pigs and sexually harass women. Not so cool.

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I compare it to racism because it fits

Yep, sexism & racism seem to go hand in hand...

That's 'cause it's ALL just plain prejudice.

Quote from: ""Freebee and the C word""

A friend of mine went in this Barnes and Noble?
and this girl came over to help him and
he asked for Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer?
She called him a sexist pig and cursed at him
for reading a book that used the "C" word so much and
threw a Frappucino at him.  

About PV.  It sucks, okay?

Then there was this other guy in Barnes and Noble who worked as a janitor?  and the same girl kept looking at him, giving him the creeps.  
She said he looked like an old pimp?  One who exploited women and
had to be a sexist pig, and he deserved to be cleaning up the Frappucino she
threw in the other sexist pig's mean face?

PV smelled like a sexist pig, okay?

Then a nun went into the Barnes and Noble, and the same girl poured a venti of steaming fresh brew down the back of her habit?  For being submissive to the will of the sexist pigs who rule the church.  Then she called her the C word.  Twice.

PV?  Oh yeah.  It sucked?

::rocker:: Is it a 'bad thing' that I find this VERY entertaining? ::rocker::
My bi-polar neice works@Barnes&Noble :exclaim:

I was cheering for you  Sorry for the wrong impression.

mine either....
and some I wish had been   :smokin:

And here I thought this post was about something verrry different! :rofl:

Me too  :wink:
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Absolutely NOT!  Keep 'em coming!!

Quote from: ""Anne Bonney""

I'll try to make this the last cat video, but this is great.  Reminds me of my kids.

This one's funny too.  My cats are like this, but much smaller than the tabby.
That is TMXElmo

...and I have a b/w male who looks like this one.  His name is "Elvis'
Sorry; forgot to login  ::seg::

I don't know how to 'send' videos here, so I'll just give the links.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5v3APjmp8    ::roflmao::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk   I'm a cat lover too!...

AND Monty Python

"I'll just hold my tongue, but yeah *cringes*"

  So where's the 'thumbs-DOWN' emoticon  :question: