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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Eat Shit and LIKE IT!!!
« on: October 29, 2011, 04:53:45 PM »
I'm a PRIEST!!!   :twofinger:

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I hope you druggies are happy.......
« on: March 02, 2010, 04:06:31 PM »
Look what has happened to our society because you little druggies didn't apply your Program!!!!!  Filth like this has permeated our nation!!!!!!

By a member of "Kids for Kids Against Grownups"

[Note: This article is presented solely as an example of why we so strongly
believe in complete censorship of the internet... so long as our beloved
Head Librarian Ralf is in charge. - Staff]

This information is only for kids who are smart and mature enough to
respect the dangers involved with injecting heroin. These dangers include
the possibility of contracting a terrible disease like AIDS or hepatitis if
you don't take the time to be as sanitary as possible and NOT SHARE
NEEDLES, especially with grownups who are really dirty and usually sick.

Despite all the lies you've probably heard from parents and other grownups,
heroin is actually very good for you.  It makes you smart and it feels
great!  All that stuff about ruining your life is just another lie they
tell us to keep us from having fun and so they can boss us around and run
and ruin our lives.

If you need more proof that heroin is good just look at who says how bad it
is the most - Politicians.  And when can you believe anything they say? So
if they are so against it and they say it is so bad then you know that
heroin has to be really good.  And when have the DARE people and police -
also the most against heroin - ever told you the truth?  It is a known,
true secret fact that they all use it themselves but they know that if a
bunch of kids find out and start buying it then grownups probably won't be
able to get it as easy as they do now.

They all say the same thing about whiskey but they all drink it, don't
they?  If you don't believe this then you are still a baby and not mature
enough to use heroin.


-Alcohol swabs which are available in a box of about 100 for $2 at any

-A syringe - or as cool kids call them, "works". And you need both the
needle part and the other part. If you can't get one, lots of times old
people with diabetes have them - check grandma's dresser. Or look around
for one on the ground, or take one from your doctors office or hospital.
But make sure you clean it since it was probably used by a grownup.

-The bottom of a soda pop can can be used as a "spoon" to dissolve the
heroin in. The bottom is torn off of a can as close to the bottom as
possible. Or you can just use a real spoon from mom's kitchen. Don't use
plastic ones.

-Heroin, which is also called "dope", "smack", "horse", "china white",
"skag" and other cool names.  If you don't know anyone who has any heroin -
like an older brother - you can always buy it yourself. Being a kid makes
it easier since the people who sell it won't think you are a nark.  If you
look old enough to maybe be a narc you should have your little brother or
sister buy it.  The perfect age is between 8 and 11.  And don't be afraid
of the lies you may have seen on television about the sellers.  They are
usually really nice and like kids a lot and sometimes will even give you
heroin for free. If you don't know where they sell it you can ask the DARE
people by making up a story about needing to know so you can stay away from
there or that you want write to the mayor to complain about it.


The "spoon" is thoroughly cleaned with an alcohol swab. In this example
black tar heroin is used. In my area a $15 chunk is about the size of 2
tic-tac candies side-by-side and works just fine. It has no smell except
for a faint smell of vinegar. It comes wrapped in plastic inside a tiny
balloon. A chunk is placed in the spoon.

The syringe is used to suck up about 50-75 units of water and squirt it
into the spoon. The spoon is then heated from the bottom with a lighter to
make it dissolve better.  The plunger can be pulled out of the syringe and
used to stir the heroin solution. The end of the plunger should be clean
before putting it back in the syringe.

A piece of cotton is rolled into a ball a little bigger than a tic-tac. It
is a good idea to clean one's fingers with an alcohol swab before rolling
the cotton. The cotton is dropped into the heroin and it puffs up like a
sponge. The tip of the syringe is pushed into the center of the cotton and
the plunger is slowly pulled back until all of the heroin is sucked in.
This cotton is necessary to filter out any particles, germs and such in the
heroin solution.

The area on the body chosen for injection is thoroughly cleaned with an
alcohol swab. I think the spot on the bend of the arm is so commonly used
because it's so darned easy to get the needle into the vein properly.

The needle is placed almost flat on the skin so it doesn't get wiggled
around too much. The needle is inserted so it goes down the length of the
vein and not across it. Going across it just makes it way too easy to
accidentally poke through the other side or pull out. Holding the syringe
almost flat against the skin after you feel the needle is deep enough in
keeps the syringe from accidentally being jostled around and the needle
being pulled out or pushed through the side of the vein.

Now for the tricky part. You have to make sure that the needle is in the
vein before injecting. If the heroin is injected when the needle isn't in
the vein the heroin will just form a big heroin blister which takes hours
and hours to get absorbed by the body. Usually it will burn while it's
being injected if it's not going in the vein. This is one way to tell if
it's not going in the vein.

You should also keep a close eye to see if a blister is forming. When the
needle is inserted the plunger is pulled slowly a tiny bit to see if blood
comes in. This shows that it's in the vein.  Sometimes when the plunger is
pulled, only a slow trickle of blood comes in and the rest is air.  With
practice it's easier to tell if this trickle indicates a good enough
insertion into the vein.

Injecting a tiny bit of air (about an eighth-inch) with the heroin is
harmless but if you are nervous about this the syringe could be tilted so
the air floats to the other end. From personal experience a quarter-inch
(about 10 units) of air being injected with heroin is harmless but there's
no need to make a habit of it. With a little practice you can be pretty
sure the heroin is going in the vein without first checking for blood but
still checking for a burning feeling where it's being injected or a blister

When trying heroin for the first few times start out with a tiny bit to see
how your body reacts to it. Like cigarettes and whiskey and lots of foods
like brussel sprouts, sometimes your stomach gets queasy when it isn't used
to it. You might even puke but that will go away.

In the case of an overdose the only thing I know to do is to keep the
person up and walking around to keep the heart going. If medical attention
is needed you should probably call 911 - but don't squeal about how you got
the heroin.  To stay out of trouble you can say something like you found it
near a police station and thought it was some vitamin. I'm pretty sure
doctors use a drug called "narcan" which blocks the effects of things like
heroin so nothing too bad can happen if you are careful.

If you are afraid of needles, you should try it anyhow. You won't be sorry.
But if you just can't do it you can also eat, smoke or sniff heroin.  It
will still be nice but doing it this way won't make you feel so good or be
as good for you.

Hope you have a good time with "Every Kid's Pal" - heroin.

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Let It Bleed / Evil Beatles
« on: September 24, 2006, 09:28:16 PM »

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Flap Your Goddamn Arms!!!!!!
« on: February 14, 2006, 03:10:00 PM »
Come you ungrateful little druggies!!! Flap your fucking arms!!! Show US how badly youNEED to get straight!!! ::hehehmm::  ::hehehmm::

When you stand up to relate to the group, be sure to say "I" not "you" and keep your fucking arms at your sides when you talk! Be sure to share your feelings about what a fucking lowlife druggie you are!

And you others...PAY ATTENTION TO THE PERSON TALKING!! GET OUTTA YOUR FUCKING HEADS!!! This rap is about FAILURE to yourselves...your families...who can relate??? :question:

LET'S GO!!!!  :flame:

Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Here's to...
« on: February 11, 2006, 01:53:00 AM »
..158 pages of druggie bullshit...   ::both::

Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / SIBS' Newest Client
« on: September 16, 2005, 08:36:00 PM »
No more mollycodddling those little Bush druggies!!!!!  This time it's front row at SIBS!!! ... n_arrested

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Wake up and smell the coffee.
« on: September 15, 2005, 05:12:00 PM »
..bunch of fucking all need help...serious help..

Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / The Joy of Tough Love
« on: March 09, 2005, 04:53:00 PM »
One of the things I like about tough love is that it combines two of my favorite pleasures--sadism and self-righteousness.

Love ya!

Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Straight, Inc.-by -the Sea Now Hiring
« on: March 06, 2005, 01:43:00 PM »
The new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formely Straight, Inc. v2.0) is now hiring for the following positions:

Kitchen Supervisor

Must plan and supervise meal prepararation for group of approximately 200.  Will oversee weekly budget of $135.  Familiarity with institutional soup preparation preferred. Volunteers will be given preferential treatment, up to and including 15% reduction in monthly treatment fees for any dependent enrolled in Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea.


Familiarity with phones, typing. 'Luded-out, Stepford-like demeanor preferred.  Must be experienced in evading and deflecting annoying calls from parents, lawyers, insurance companies, state and law-enforcement officials, and creditors.

Executive Secretary

Familiarity with office protocol, particularly document shredding and disposal.  Must know finer details of fraudulent billing claims and forging signatures of medical professionals.  Strong sales and collection background and willingness to lean on prospective accounts with threats of drug use and subsequent death of client's child if payment not rendered immediately.  

Send resume, salary requirements and number of druggie children by PM to Dr. Miller Newton at this website.

Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea / Stepcraft for All!
« on: March 02, 2005, 11:54:00 AM »
Hey Druggies!  Look at me! I have my own forum!

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / New Year's Resolution
« on: January 03, 2005, 01:40:00 PM »
I, the esteemed and immensly great Dr. Rev. Dr. Fr. V. Miller Newton, resolve that in the year of our Lord, 2005, that the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0 will open it's doors for business, and that all you whining druggie ingrates will be on front row, motivating as you sit in blue chairs and think about the terrible things your disease of chemical dependency has made you do.  This is the year you druggies will get Straight!

Love ya!

See you in Executive Rap, druggies!

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Setting the record STRAIGHT
« on: April 18, 2004, 10:52:00 AM »
It seems that some half-wit, couldn't-do-a-good-troll-to-save-their-sorry-life asshat has created an account with the identical username as this one. It's not a case of substituting 1s for ls, or using a space or slightly different punctuation, it is a flagrant ripoff. This nogoodnick has sullied the reputation of a once feared and respected troll account. Compare the imposter's posts with mine and you will see the magnitude of difference--my trolls are splendid works of art, merging humor and my wise insights into the Straight experience with common sense and good taste; the imposter's posts are nothing more than childish name-calling and junior high school "homo" taunts. Were we not on a Forum with a number members who have demonstrated their dim mental faculties again and again, I would not be bothered by the imposter--it is evident to a discerning mind that they are obviously the works of two different trolls.

However, as I have said, we are on Fornits, and between the clouds of "TBPITW" smoke wafting through air around some member's computers, the vast array of medications used by members, the general psychological deterioration that some members fall victim to when encountering these sites for the first time, and just plain old stupidity, a few of the members have made the mistake of believing that the imposter and I are one and the same.  Nothing could be farther from the truth.  I alone am Dr. Miller Newton.  I am not Froderik13, Maude, Patriot, Antigen, Therion, Cayohueso, Kaydeejaded, RTP2003, GregFL, Reagan Youth, whiterabbit, MetalGod8, Carmel, or any of the other druggies that put their disease of drug-use on display by posting their inane, cry-baby banterings and drug-crazed ravings on these fora.  I most certainly am not the imposter whose crude attempts at mockery would not be worthy of comment were it not for their potential to cause confusion amongst Fornits readers-- confusion that could dilute the message of the Program and make it harder for these pathetic druggies to get Straight!
 The imposter has attempted to question my credibility and damage my artistic integrity by taking advantage of shortcomings in Fornits' registration system.  Although bothersome, let me assure you that the imposter's hijinks will in no way deter either my generous outpourings of wisdom here on Fornits or the quality of treatment that you all will receive at the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0.


Dr. Miller Newton
Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Another Prospect for Morli
« on: April 06, 2004, 12:24:00 PM »
If Mel isn't interested in Morli's services for his flaccid member, I think she'd make a wonderful resident sex slave for the executive staff in the all-new, improved, all-ages Straight Incorporated v2.0!

Morli--Stand up!  This druggie attitude has gone on far too long and I won't stand for it in my Group!  You gamey little druggie minx!  You wanton little trollop!  You like it when Froderik13 posts nude pictures of you, don't you? Otherwise you wouldn't go out of your way to make sure he posts them!  And how did he get them in the first place?  Because you sent them to him, as you did every other guy on the board at the time. This gamey druggie attitude of yours is going to cause you nothing but trouble.  You think that exposing your body to the eyes of others is OK?  That's the same druggie attitude that is going to cause you to wind up pregnant with STDs.  Not to mention the jails, institutions, and death that will be the inevitable outcome of following your sick, twisted, exhibitionist druggie will!  A druggie girl with your lack of decency and with no moral standards to speak of is just asking for trouble.  What perverted, disgustingly sick needs are you trying to fulfill by displaying your naked body to any and all who will look?
This is evidence of your low sense of self-worth. You seem to think it's OK to go around, flaunting your body to the world.  "Look at me! I'm Morli and I'm naked!" seems to be the theme running through your life, as if any of us with decency and good moral fibre care to look at the pornography you so enjoy making and distributing! What you need is a little time at the new improved, all-ages Straight Inc. v2.0!

I want to hear from the girl's side!  How do you girls feel about Morli slutting herself around the Group like that!  Is she the kind of example you want to represent you?

Teenage Drug Use Is A Disease

Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Notice To Maude
« on: March 24, 2004, 01:30:00 PM »
If Morli (maude) relates in this group one more time without admitting her wrongs - that is: that it IS in fact HER in the pictures, and that she's been BULLSHITTING this group about that, I've instructed Froderick to go ahead and post the next picture. Stay tuned, I have a feeling that this is about to get good...

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