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Offline Dr. Miller Newton

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New Year's Resolution
« on: January 03, 2005, 01:40:00 PM »
I, the esteemed and immensly great Dr. Rev. Dr. Fr. V. Miller Newton, resolve that in the year of our Lord, 2005, that the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0 will open it's doors for business, and that all you whining druggie ingrates will be on front row, motivating as you sit in blue chairs and think about the terrible things your disease of chemical dependency has made you do.  This is the year you druggies will get Straight!

Love ya!

See you in Executive Rap, druggies!
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