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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Caught In The Middle
« on: August 05, 2002, 10:36:00 AM »
Wow! We both wore the same pair of shoes! I started paying rent of $25 a week in '81.
I stopped doing chores as well, then resumed only so the step mom would shut the hell up.
My dad put in for a home improvement loan and we said goodbye to newcomers, since me and the older brother were on 5th phase anyway. We had a brand new kitchen with all the latest appliances. Even had a special faucet that shot out near boiling hot water for instant coffee and stuff. The dishwasher became the most truly wonderful toy my father ever bought me. At least once a week, I would find new ways to make another
"mistake" adding to the wholesale destruction of dinnerware. I think my most brilliant move was jamming the the open handle of some hotdog tongs over the top sprayer jet thingy, where it spun around at high speed smashing every damn glass it touched!!!!! Wow, this feels so good to be typing this! Thank you for letting me know that I was not alone in this sort of situation. I think the blind obediance the program instilled in us allowed these sick family relationships to fester for so long.
Now the only question remaining is, was I the only Straightling guilty of the mass-destruction of countless household appliances
in an effort to vent the rage of having been robbed of normal adolescense? -Bob in St. Pete
I stopped doing chores as well, then resumed only so the step mom would shut the hell up.
My dad put in for a home improvement loan and we said goodbye to newcomers, since me and the older brother were on 5th phase anyway. We had a brand new kitchen with all the latest appliances. Even had a special faucet that shot out near boiling hot water for instant coffee and stuff. The dishwasher became the most truly wonderful toy my father ever bought me. At least once a week, I would find new ways to make another
"mistake" adding to the wholesale destruction of dinnerware. I think my most brilliant move was jamming the the open handle of some hotdog tongs over the top sprayer jet thingy, where it spun around at high speed smashing every damn glass it touched!!!!! Wow, this feels so good to be typing this! Thank you for letting me know that I was not alone in this sort of situation. I think the blind obediance the program instilled in us allowed these sick family relationships to fester for so long.
Now the only question remaining is, was I the only Straightling guilty of the mass-destruction of countless household appliances
in an effort to vent the rage of having been robbed of normal adolescense? -Bob in St. Pete