"RTP2003 can tune in to the hidden wisdom and esoteric meaning in most anything, be it a cheesy popsong on a lame radio station,the label on a liquor bottle, a trashy sci-fi novel, the sound of passing cars, the colr of his own piss, the score of a baseball game, a piece of trash on the street (particularly if it is pretty and blond), the taste of cold pizza, or the way a joint burns. This is why we chose him as spokesbeing for the Red Temple Cult. That, and the fact that he has taken more drugs than you have."
