Yeah, it is all just a vast conspiracy to screw with your head, animal. You see, we are all really evil straight staffers that, while still on Sembler's payroll have been hired to work on you.
The penis pump, not real. A forgery.
The lawyers, paid to get your hopes up and drop you like a fat teenage girl with pimples.
and the documentary, really a pro straight documentary writeen by Miller Newton.
You can't beat us, so Get with the program animal, or else you will continue to pay.
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