Therion:
As much as I'm tempted to change it to Fuckwit, I'm sticking with 'tard. It just feels right.. And thanks for pointing out the structural errors, these damned lawsuits have been addling my brain...
The very name "Dr. Fucktard" was all I needed to get going on this. I laughed for 15-20 minutes in maniacal bliss at this. The subject matter was almost beside the point, but I got a kick out of writing that too. My co-workers must have been wondering just what the hell is so goddam funny. Now you say that this is not the proper baiting material, and I thought to myself, "He's right, he's right, dammit." but I see now that you were mistaken, my good man. Sammiegirl seems to have swallowed hook, line & sinker..I've been around for a long, long time here, I saw you when you were just "shitting green" so to speak, and for you to say that angle is totally played out...well, I think you were a little out of your depth there, son...it's apparent now, anyway.
The religion thing could get things stirred up, true, but there's been enough of that crap around here these days anyway, IMHO...
Just the same, I appreciate your input, and I have a hunch that we'll be seeing a lot more of each other...