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Offline Dr Fucktard

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« on: February 27, 2004, 02:37:00 PM »
Hey you bunch of lowlife druggie whiners. I'm here to tell you that you all got what you deserved. After all, YOU did the necessary things to get your parents to put you into Straight, or you wouldn't have ended up there. So we took some people that didn't have drug problems, you say? BULLSHIT! Every last one of you scumbags would have ended up DEAD, INSANE or IN JAIL if it hadn't been for ME, and you DAMN WELL know it.  :flame: You claim that we screwed up your families? Tough shit - you must not have worked your programs all the way through, obviously.. Now do yourselves a favor...quit fucking whining about you were "mistreated" and show a little appreciation for what the program did for you. I think you all really need to think about this..  

Instead of whining, you all should be thanking Mel Sembler, and the rest of us.  :wave:
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2004, 04:11:00 PM »
will you PM your address so I can send you a thank you card?
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2004, 04:14:00 PM »
I give this post a 6 and 1/2..

 You get a 1 for origionality..Because well I think you could have done alot better as far as inciting mass upset

Im going to go ahead and give you 4 points just for not being anon..

I really like the name "Fucktard" and "Fuckwit"
along with the much ballyhooed "fuckstain" and the ever classic "Fuckstick" are among my favorites..So Im gonna go aheand and give you
another 3 points for that..

However I penalized you for this error here {/Quote} ...quit fucking whining about you were "mistreated" and show a little {/QUOTE}
 
rather than" about" you should have used ", claiming"  so I deducted 1 and 1/2 pts for that


So lets try to work on our sentence structure..
and being a little more origional next time..
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2004, 04:18:00 PM »
Also your topic is not the proper baiting material..
Its too obvious..

Now if you use a topic like...religion..and try to look like you are serious..now THAT fucking gets people hot...

The whole "I am Mel Sembler and you guys are the suck, Straight rocks!" angle is totally played out...

Ill be eagerly awaiting your next baiting and I expect good things from you after our lesson, yes yes?
 *Pats you on head* Now run along...
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2004, 05:56:00 PM »
Gees if you aren't the most origional. As if we haven't heard your type of legacy dronning before. It's nice to know that your comments haven't even tweeked just a few of the survivors. You see we are not the phasors you think we are and your junk isn't threatening to us as I see it you summed it up in a line FUCKTARD your description not ours. As usual you try and divide the multitudes and we just get stronger. As usual when the shit hits the fan one of you croonies seep out of the dredges of the shit mire and start your hoorah brewhaha Yet this time YOU LOOSE we aren't even a bit upset at your quips as we all know that soon enough the likes of you will sit in judgement with us on one side and you cowards on the other and finaly THE TRUTH WILL BE KNOWN your BS and CULTIC behaviors are soon ending and we will visit you in JAIL and THE POOR HOUSE. As we are all compassioniate people who know that your mind is messed up and you know no better than to squauk your straightling diarrhea all over this board, but riddle me this. What made you find this board after all these years? Something in the simple matter you call your brain challanged you to look up STRAIGHT. So you see this and you get angry BC all you believed in all that helped you to exist is now blown out of the water and all that you thought saved your life is now being challanged on a minuet to minuet basis and this scares you to the fullest. Your life has been a lie. perhaps you sought others with like thinknig looking to have a little reunion and yet you find your alumni questioning your very life value. I pray that one day you let your mind be free and when it is come on back. We are not STRAIGHTLINGS we are SURVIVORS and we are free of yours and the others attempt to intimidate and psycho babble.
LOVE YA DR FUCKTARD now SIT DOWN
sammie a crusaider around here
OH YEAH NA NE NA NE NA NE!!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2004, 08:18:00 PM »
Good to see you on-line again Sammiegirl!!
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2004, 09:21:00 PM »
Therion:

As much as I'm tempted to change it to Fuckwit, I'm sticking with 'tard. It just feels right.. And thanks for pointing out the structural errors, these damned lawsuits have been addling my brain...

The very name "Dr. Fucktard" was all I needed to get going on this. I laughed for 15-20 minutes in maniacal bliss at this. The subject matter was almost beside the point, but I got a kick out of writing that too. My co-workers must have been wondering just what the hell is so goddam funny. Now you say that this is not the proper baiting material, and I thought to myself, "He's right, he's right, dammit." but I see now that you were mistaken, my good man. Sammiegirl seems to have swallowed hook, line & sinker..I've been around for a long, long time here, I saw you when you were just "shitting green" so to speak, and for you to say that angle is totally played out...well, I think you were a little out of your depth there, son...it's apparent now, anyway.

The religion thing could get things stirred up, true, but there's been enough of that crap around here these days anyway, IMHO...

Just the same, I appreciate your input, and I have a hunch that we'll be seeing a lot more of each other...
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2004, 09:48:00 PM »
this has to be a joke, this guy doesn't exist
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2004, 09:52:00 PM »
Wow. 6 1/2?
I see more than a 1/2 a point. That only because there were actually a handful of replies. Otherwise this is just silly and juvenile. I can't believe you all even addressed this post.
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2004, 09:58:00 PM »
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Wow. 6 1/2?
I see more than a 1/2 a point. That only because there were actually a handful of replies. Otherwise this is just silly and juvenile. I can't believe you all even addressed this post.

Exactly. How could anyone possibly take me seriously?  :rofl:
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2004, 10:16:00 PM »
LMAO @ Therion's posts!   ::bwahaha::

Still,  ::troll::
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2004, 10:16:00 PM »
That was me.   :cool:
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2004, 10:18:00 PM »
Oh, come on! Admit it, you laughed at my posts too..or at least grinned..be honest, now..  :rofl:
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2004, 10:55:00 PM »
on a very fine troll
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2004, 12:17:00 AM »
If I didnt find it amusing I would not have critiqued it!!

 Im going to start rating troll posts..

No response is auto no score...

Scores of 9 or higher get bumped by me every day for a week...

I mean theres no way to stop the flood...
May as well generate electricity from the flow..

ya dig?
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