Author Topic: SICCO (Read 4993 times)

photo man · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:11:12 AM »

- Denise Richards - :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:

photo man · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:15:25 AM »

- huge tits - :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:

Che Gookin · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:17:32 AM »

SICCO!

justonemore · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:15:24 AM »

I'm afraid danny has 'outed' me. I am a member of an international conspiracy (hate the provincial ones) so vast,so sinister that it belies comprehension.( you don't like the phrase "belies comprehension"? Well, turgid prose, confused ideation, and fractured plot line are the least of our weapons!)
i've decided to defect for several reasons, chief among them. A) Our secret leaders won't e-mail me back. B) If I reveal the name of our conspiracy ( according to by-laws) I have to kill myself and then burn my remains. ( like I have time!) and C) I'm sick to death of wearing those little stick on name-tags at our secret conclaves. You know what I mean, the 'Hello my name is" tags, the ones that don't really stick when it's humid , and our secret conclaves are ALWAYS in July, hate that. And those little name tags always get stuck on your shoe especially when everybody's had a few....Anyway. That's why I decided to defect from the vast, sinister, conspiracy. Have I said too much? And another thing, World Domination looks good on paper, but...
J.O.M

DannyB II · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:17:34 PM »

Quote from: "justonemore"

I'm afraid danny has 'outed' me. I am a member of an international conspiracy (hate the provincial ones) so vast,so sinister that it belies comprehension.( you don't like the phrase "belies comprehension"? Well, turgid prose, confused ideation, and fractured plot line are the least of our weapons!)
i've decided to defect for several reasons, chief among them. A) Our secret leaders won't e-mail me back. B) If I reveal the name of our conspiracy ( according to by-laws) I have to kill myself and then burn my remains. ( like I have time!) and C) I'm sick to death of wearing those little stick on name-tags at our secret conclaves. You know what I mean, the 'Hello my name is" tags, the ones that don't really stick when it's humid , and our secret conclaves are ALWAYS in July, hate that. And those little name tags always get stuck on your shoe especially when everybody's had a few....Anyway. That's why I decided to defect from the vast, sinister, conspiracy. Have I said too much? And another thing, World Domination looks good on paper, but...
J.O.M

You were outed when we snuck into your Motel room and retrieved the white name tag off the bottom of your shoe, of course all this while you were sleeping with our special agent. Ya know the one that bored you with fantasies of making it to the top of the pyramid, with "Amway" all the while you had other ideas.
You will hear from us at another time, till then happy shopping.

none-ya · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2010, 02:41:39 PM »

J O M,
Stop giving away our secrets.
First it's just the name tags.
What's next, our handshake?
What good is a secret society if it's not a secret anymore?
Remember your oath.

DannyB II · « **Reply #21 on:** July 20, 2010, 03:23:32 PM »

Quote from: "none-ya"

J O M,
Stop giving away our secrets.
First it's just the name tags.
What's next, our handshake?
What good is a secret society if it's not a secret anymore?
Remember your oath.

Well my my, you folks are just coming out of the woodwork, slow down my assistant can not type this fast.
Where are your leaders?

? aye.....

justonemore · « **Reply #22 on:** July 20, 2010, 05:59:43 PM »

None ya.. I have to give up the handshake. And that little 'victory dance we do when we've enslaved people. You know the one. I'm being held captive in a Sonesta hotel (it's not bad really, but the coffee could be better) The group that has captured me call themselves 'the Lions Club' not sure what that means, but it sounds sinister as hell.
They say that if I don't talk, they'll make me watch a video of Barbara Walters interviewing Geraldo Riviera. No man can withstand that!
Send money! Lots! soon! J.O.M.

DannyB II · « **Reply #23 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:10:22 PM »

Quote from: "justonemore"

None ya.. I have to give up the handshake. And that little 'victory dance we do when we've enslaved people. You know the one. I'm being held captive in a Sonesta hotel (it's not bad really, but the coffee could be better) The group that has captured me call themselves 'the Lions Club' not sure what that means, but it sounds sinister as hell.
They say that if I don't talk, they'll make me watch a video of Barbara Walters interviewing Geraldo Riviera. No man can withstand that!
Send money! Lots! soon! J.O.M.

Stop acting like you don't see me, I'm in the room.
Igor, "get the video".

The Lions feast on Moose and Elk your all the same.

photo man · « **Reply #24 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:27:40 PM »

- Ghetto booty - :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:

none-ya · « **Reply #25 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:29:50 PM »

Lions may feast now and then, but the truth is useless to them.

none-ya · « **Reply #26 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:31:25 PM »

And when did this become the home of BAD PORN?

justonemore · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:11:05 PM »

No, Really, None ya- Send The damn Money! These little coconut drinks are , like 5$ a pop. You think it's easy being a hostage? And the the girls! J.O.M.

Inculcated · « **Reply #28 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:22:57 PM »

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DannyB II · « **Reply #29 on:** July 20, 2010, 11:16:33 PM »

Quote from: "Inculcated"

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I think K_PAC just arrived, Inculcate would you mind if we handled this business at another time, darling.
Hmmm...that be fine, please carry on with JOM. Your bang would be MP 9.....just say'in.

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