I'm afraid danny has 'outed' me. I am a member of an international conspiracy (hate the provincial ones) so vast,so sinister that it belies comprehension.( you don't like the phrase "belies comprehension"? Well, turgid prose, confused ideation, and fractured plot line are the least of our weapons!)
i've decided to defect for several reasons, chief among them. A) Our secret leaders won't e-mail me back. B) If I reveal the name of our conspiracy ( according to by-laws) I have to kill myself and then burn my remains. ( like I have time!) and C) I'm sick to death of wearing those little stick on name-tags at our secret conclaves. You know what I mean, the 'Hello my name is" tags, the ones that don't really stick when it's humid , and our secret conclaves are ALWAYS in July, hate that. And those little name tags always get stuck on your shoe especially when everybody's had a few....Anyway. That's why I decided to defect from the vast, sinister, conspiracy. Have I said too much? And another thing, World Domination looks good on paper, but...
J.O.M