To learn the way of the kruglik is very hard for most, it requires alot of foul activities and ofcoarse bathing in shit. TCK has been batheing in it for decades now, his skin is very prone to quick absorbsion and from what I heard his heart is covered in shit.
There was this local prostitute in Porland Maine that had an appetite for herione (some say her and Rosendope were a couple at one time). So one day Pete Rowe row row your boat spotted her hooking on a corner and paid her to go to TCK's tent and have sex with him. So Pete drove her back to the IMR compound, blindfolded and had given her a fix of dope as well. He points the way to TCK's teepee made of little boys underpants, so the hooker walks up to the teepee and knocks on the wood beam supporting the teepee made of little boys underpants and says (Is there a big smelly, pan face, shit brown eyed hi yuh yuh indian in there who wants to fuck me?). TCK appears at the entrance of his teepee and says (How, who suh you) The hooker takes one look at him and runs back to the car where Pete Rowe row row your boat was sitting in and says (You gotta give me alot more money and a hell of alot more dope to do this one). Pete said (Ok, I'll be right back, have to go get the money and the dope). So Pete goes to the elan one building and sees the Terry Witch's pocket book and quietly reaches in and takes out her wallet which was filled with $100 bills. Then goes into the luggage cabin and asks Marc Rosendope for all his dope on him and offers him a few hundred dollars and a blow job, Marc happily accepted. Pete then returns and presents the hooker with the dope and pays her $1400 of the Terry Witch's stolen money, the hooker does more dope, then ehads back to TCK's teepee. Again she knocks on the door and says (Is there a fry pan face, shit eye's, hi yuh yuh indian in there who wants to party) TCK comes out chanting hi chi chi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh yuh, How me suh TCK, me suh never had women in long time that freely would offer herself to me suh, the hooker then replies (What is that smell?) TCK says (Thats me suh dinner cooking in me suh poopy hole, tatanka testicles, based in moose urine) The hooker then begans to feel ill and then dares to walk inside TCK's tent. She looks around and sees TonyA Merrets pickled penis and testies preserved in a jelly jar, then finds TCK's collection of pornographic pictures of goats, and cows. She asks TCK if he really fucks farm animals, TCK tells her yes, and that he has no choice to because it is extremely hard for him to get a womenm this is why he had to marry an abducted 9 year old little girl. So the hooker starts undressing and tells TCK that he'll have no trouble finding a real women tonight and starts to undress. TCK watches her as she takes off her garments slowly, one by one. She then tells TCK to take off his salvation army clothing and TCK then undresses. Finally the hooker removes her panties at the same time TCK removes his loin cloth and then at the same time the hooker and TCK exchanged questions to each other .Hooker> What the hell is that you have between your legs? TCK> Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh see lots of hair, but see no penis, hi yuh yuh yuh. TCK then answers the hookers question (this suh me suh's penis, hi yuh yuh) Hooker> Why do you have a penis and balls the size of a child? TCK then starts to have an inferiority complex attack, and can't but help look at the ground of his teepee and reaches into the poopy hole and starts smearing fecal matter all over himself and starts dancing around the poopy hole, chanting some retarded indian mongoloid chant. The hooker gets grossed out and runs out of TCK's teepee and runs back to Pete Rowe. Hooker> TCK is one sick, tiny penis, perverted, foul smelling, peice of buffalo scrotum sac she has ever encountered. TCK heads out of his teepee, still chanting that stupid indian mongoloid chant and skips over to Pete Roew..TBC
