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TCK Lives on!

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The Elan Reporter:
For the record, that was my assistant who did those awesome pictures of Marty on a Buffalo, and thanks for reminding me about it cause I forgot about those pics. I have to find them, they are too fucking funny! My assistant was extremely creative and talented and had brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard at his work. I'm sure when I stumble across those pictures I'll be laughing my ass off just as loud, if not louder!

Now it's time to do some weeding to find those pictures.

Ursus:

--- Quote from: "The Elan Reporter" ---This is about the time me suh's self esteem hit rock bottom, and me suh found comfort with a rubber dicky.
--- End quote ---
Rubber's contribution to civilized society should never be underestimated!!  :D

This guy in the tub looks a little too innocent to be Marty, however...

The Elan Reporter:
TCK was awarded a totem pole for his continious relentless efforts in abusing teenagers. TCK has been abusing teens since the early 70's and is looked up to by his fellow minions, and child abusers across the world. It was unamously decided that TCK be this years first winner and be presented with a grand totem pole of all totem poles.
The totem pole is very unique and careful construction was put into this pole for TCK. It was retractable rubber penis's that pop out from over a dozen different areas, and squirt warm yogurt out the heads of them. However the bladder bags that hold the yogurt (which are climate controlled to reduce spoilage) can accomodate other substances. They even can be filled with fecal matterm provided the fecal matter is mixed with a fluid substance, so the penis heads do not clog up.
TCK was so facinated by this totem pole that stood a whopping 14ft tall and 4ft wide that he immediately took to the retractable penis's and has not left the totem pole since. I asked TCK hoe much he liked his new pole and could not quite understand what he had to say, because he had a mouthful of some white substance , probably yogurt, that was ejaculated out of the retracting rubber penis's.

TCK> Me suh love totel pole, hi yuh yuh yuh.....Me suh plans on filling inner bladder bags with buffalo turds, goat urine, and stolen fertility seamon. Hi yuh yuh yuh! Me suh have tear running down me suh's fry pan face (like Indian in old 70's TV commericial) and me suh will treasure this totem pole as did I treasure tanya/tony Merrets pickeled testicles before corner people set my teepee's afire and me suh's possessions all got lost in fire, hi yuh yuh yuh.

The totem pole also features a buffalos buttocks, scrotum sack, and penis as well as several differnt other animals penis's along with simulated little boys penis's. TCK is sure to be enteratined for months, if not years! This totem pole was contributed by local farmers who grew tired of TCK pilaging their live stock, and came up with the idea that TCK should be presented it via some stupid award for doing what he is known for, abusing teens. TCK is not a smart man, he has the IQ of a child and when he was a kid, he dishonered his tribe by performing lewd acts on buffalos and horses and was shunned from his tribe at an early age. TCK then hit the road and made his way off to the city's so that he could have the white man support his poor ass. As TCK entered his teens, he briefly turned to drugs as a scape goat, then got into trouble with the law, only to find himself in hot water with legal troubles and eventially got sent to elan. During his stay at elan, he befriended Joe and was facinated how Joe abused teens. So TCK kissed Joes ass and his efforts paid off with a speedy gradutation from elan.  After elan, TCK was offered a job by Joe to become a gopher boy for the Riccis and to be at Joe's beck and call. TCK was offered shelter in a utlity shed out back, where he had a camp fire to keep warm in the cold Maine winters. It was here where TCK founded himself and declared a new indian tribe (indian mongoloid reservationist) aka IMR.

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The Elan Reporter:
Regarding the elan videos of TCK on the elan site. Thats the same chair where TCK likes to sit and threaten residents of shooting them down, or taking trips, or even worse, visits away from them if they don't comply in taking their clothes off in front of TCK's presence.

TCK> Ok come on in, me suh says shut the door behind you. Me suh notices you are now a Ramrod of service crew, hi yuh yuh yuh and you suh have a parent group coming up with a visit, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh looks forward to listening you suh yell at parents, hi yuh yuh yuh. But me suh wants to know, does you suh look forward to parent visit over weekend after group? If the answer is yes, then me suh is going to take that visit away unless you suh do something for me suh now in the room. Me suh want you to strip  ::OMG::  while me suh play indian tribal ritual dance song on me suhs Krug-pod  :rocker: . You suh will take clothes off and dance around like indian, but you suh better get dance right, and take clotkes off slowly, because me suh is going to be masterbating while you suh strip dance for me suh  ::OMG:: .  Now first, you suh come closer to me suh, me suh wants to touchy you suh with swollen mongo-hands. Me suh ask you suh take penis out and put in me suh's brown eye. Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh!  :jawdrop:  :jawdrop:  :jawdrop:

You suh do exactly what me suh tells you to, for me suh will give you nice privs if you suh do good job. When me suh was near your age, me suh had opportunity to do same with former owner, who suh is now dead. I did what me suh was asked to and now look at me suh? Me suh is head (DICK-TATOR) here and me suh is very happy person. Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh want to give you reach around now, me suh love penis of young man. Me suh says it taste so good! Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh. Mmmmmmm. me suh says it even taste better then Joes rotted, harden trouser snake that me suh snipped off and placed in pickle jar with mongo-hyde to preserve like what me suh did to TONYA Merret's testicles and penis.  ::OMG::

You suh don't mind while me suh places hand in this suh bag of shit and grab the shit and smear it all over me suh self ? Me suh must maintain brown shit stain skin color to look like authentic mongoloid indian. ::fullofshit::  Would you suh like some boy ? Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh!! Me suh brought Joe's preserved penis, me suh ask you suh take out of jar, while me suh drops drawers, then take some of that shit and stick penis in shit, then me suh is going to bend over and when me suh does, you suh shove preserved, shit lubed penis up me suh's ass and then push it in me suh's asshole as far as you suh can. I will then dance around the room chanting IMR chant "Hi chi, hi yuh yuh".
After 45 minutes have elapsed, TCK was satisfied of this scared teens actions and allows him to get dressed and leave. TCK then opens the door and says to the brain washed expediator who gaurds one of the doors (hi yuh yuh yuh, get me suh another resident from your house in here!). And the process is repeated, all over again!

Troll Control:
Nice to see some real journalism for a change.  Welcome back!

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