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TCK Lives on!
Ursus:
--- Quote from: "The Elan Reporter " ---Now that was Mr. Pink who posted that extremely funny "Hi, how are you". Gotta ressurect that old thread if I can find it.
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Would THIS be the post you were thinking of? I do believe that was me who posted that... Perhaps Mr. Pink posted another such reference of mirth?
OOooo-WEEeeee!! Here it is again! Hi! How are ya! Hi how are ya!
:rofl:
The Elan Reporter:
Yes that is it Ursus. I always thought that wtas Pinks handy work? It certainyly is was of the funnier things posted on this forum.
And Danny boy.
If you really want to be Kruglik, i can show you how. You will need the following.. 1 Hammer, 1 fry pan, 1 hydraulic press, manure, grey hair coloring, grease for hair. Ridiculous looking cheap glasses and out of style cardigan sweaters.
First place hand on a sturdy wooded table, take hammer and mash hand with it. Your hand will soon swell up and look bloated. Take fry pan and place in hydraulic press, now put your head face up against fry pan, operate press. Now you have swollen hands and first stage of fry pan face (you'll need to repeat press with fry pan for several applications). Now at this point your hands will most likely be in alot of pain, but you need to use them when you speak everytime. Marty likes to move his hands up and down and side to side most of the time when IT speaks. Oh! Also with glasses, you'll need sunglasses too, this way your eyes will be hidden from people and you can stare at groins without being seen just like Marty. You will also need to hunt down the locations of all salvation army clothing box locations, so that you can rummage through them to acquire your out of style ward drobe. :roflmao: :roflmao:
Next step manure: Take handful of manure and massage it into your skin, you want to smell as foul as a septic tank and achieve a dirty skin look. Then take grease and apply it to your hair thouroughly, hopefully if you have long hair you can then place hair in pony style. It would be a real bonus if you could find a wealthy person and ask if you could become a servant to them and perform whatever tasks they wish to have done on a daily basis. If you can find a wealthy person that owns a horse race track this would be ideal! :on phone:
Ursus:
--- Quote from: "DannyB II" ---Ya kno what cracks me up is you would actually post the crap you post. That you type it. How old are you. Here we go again with another Elan idiot. They just keep coming week after week. One goes down another takes there place. I guess it is your turn.
Have fun.....
I would just like to hope once just once we could have another intelligent poster come along other then the few who post now.
Well Ursus counts you as a buddy so that says something not sure what though.
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Gosh, Danny, there is no law that says you have to read it if you don't want to, is there now?
I must say that I personally find Elan Reporter's periodic epistles of humor refreshingly robust, heavily marbled throughout with piquant succulent strands of truth.
Kinda like a good but not overly refined wine with plenty o' tannin (no wine is fine without tannin), coupled with a slab of quite ripe Limburger cheese and a thick slice of raw onion ... twixt two pieces of full-grain fermented rye bread (sans flour)... Mmmm.
Truly one of the finer savories of life, but not for the faint of heart, eh? :D
The Elan Reporter:
For the record Danny bennuglik, I've been here long before you came along, and from the looks of it, you seem to be lost. Elan has their own forum where you would fit it perfectly. Hell you might even find TCK posting there while away from the IMR (Indian Mongoloid Reservation). They may even make you a moderator of there, seeing you worked fro them once, abusing teens and all. This forum, even though it is about elan (both good and bad experiences) , the bad seems to be the most popular here, so we like to "EXPOSE" what went on over there. And seeing how the truth gets attention, it seems elans bank account is been in a negative free fall for the last decade plus. In this day and age, you have to really be fed up or even hate your child to send them over to the Kruglik abuse camp. I would send my kid there, but secretly video tape all the negative, sick, twisited, mind fucking that goes on there and have the video sent to media outlets. :cheers:
The hi yuh yuh indian mongoloid reservationist is a wicked minded, inferior human being, who cannot function with people his own age, therefore takes it out on helpless teens. Did the hi yuh yuh mongo-indian ever tell you about his underground ring bets that he used to place on residents in the ring? The fucker could care less about talking to's, all he was interested in was always showing up on time for a GM and get off on aseeing a couple dozen people get up and scream and spit at one teen that stood victim in front of the house. Then after about 5-7 minutes, the screaming group got smaller and smaller and then after the last person getting their feelings off is finished, Krulglik pulls and exit, stage, left manuever. Even a blind person would see that all he was interested in was seeing the screaming, cursing, spitting, and the degrading of a single victim. He got off on it and most likely still does. I betcha if I got that fucker one on one and let my feelings rip on him, he would piss and shit himself and coward into the nearest corner. TCK is a coward! And furthermore cannot fuction in society, why do you think he remained a permanant resident there? It's a rural desolate place up there, there is hardly anyone around that could make TCK feel inferior. If you put that fucker in a populated enviroment, like say a city, he would be so intimidated, especially after he opened his mouth. People his age would make him feel small, because TCK's intellect is functioning at a much lower level then that of someone of his age. And to think, this is the person you want to be. Do you dress up as him for Halloween every year? Do you have pictures of him on your walls like a teenager would have of his or her favorite musicians? There is nothing cool about TCK excpet what I write about him on this forum. I'm not sure how old you are, but I'll take a stab at it and guess you are over 40. For someone your age to idolize a man like TCK is not only derranged, but disturbing!
DannyB II:
Elan Reporter spoke:
Postby The Elan Reporter ยป Today, 10:12
For the record Danny bennuglik, I've been here long before you came along, and from the looks of it, you seem to be lost. Elan has their own forum where you would fit it perfectly. Hell you might even find TCK posting there while away from the IMR (Indian Mongoloid Reservation). They may even make you a moderator of there, seeing you worked fro them once, abusing teens and all. This forum, even though it is about elan (both good and bad experiences) , the bad seems to be the most popular here, so we like to "EXPOSE" what went on over there. And seeing how the truth gets attention, it seems elans bank account is been in a negative free fall for the last decade plus. In this day and age, you have to really be fed up or even hate your child to send them over to the Kruglik abuse camp.
:shamrock: :shamrock:
Danny spoke:
Elan Reporter I am well aware of how long you have been around, along with your other collaborators involved with these Gott Botts, Marty Botts, water buffalos and the chant. I will say what I said before if this is all you folks have managed to accomplish in your almost 10 years of being here, well congrats. I feel demoralized just knowing we come from the same program or have affiliations with the same program.
So you go on with whatever it is you do here, you won't hear anything more out of me.
Have fun and remember stop saying you have been around here for awhile, like it is some badge of honor especially when the only thing you have done is put a picture of Marty on a picture of a buffalo.
Toodles......
Danny
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