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TCK Lives on!
The Elan Reporter:
After a long exhausting search for my missing assistant who went missing while on a interview with TCK (Tribal Chief Kruglik) , the assisitant is still MIA. It is rumored that TCK has abducted him and gave him a indian mongoloid general meeting and placed him in a corner of a "teepee" made out ofcoarse of (little boys underpants). I have searched the erie back woods of Maine for TCK's prison camp, but have exhausted the search. TCK has been incognito and has even moved his Elan-Bot assembly camp to an undisclosed location. Armed with high end electronics, and thick woods penetrating audio radar guns, I have not picked up and hi yuh yuh chants in search of TCK and my abducted assistant. Even Leroy the nightman is puzzled as to the where abouts of TCK's hidden mongoloid compound. Leroy was paid in advance with a widdle wood knife set and beef jerky, but has not given up the search.
TCK has not been at Elan either running GM's as he has his wife Kickapoo and the Krug-bot running things. The Krug-bot and Gott-bot have been running all GM's and rings, and have been shooting down 3.1 people a day for the last 19 months. Kickapoo has been promoted to head director and along with the Terry witch, has become a selfish, vindictive, self righteous bitch!
If you are out there my assistant, you are not alone.
This is The Elan Reporter.
Hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh!
RTP2003:
Thank you for the update. Please continue keep us informed of the antics of TCK and his minions. The safety and well-being of many innocent young people depends on it.
The Elan Reporter:
Inside news from Kickapoo is there will be a 3 house general meeting/ring tommorrow for several shotdowns for not complying to elans rules. The 3 house GM/ring will be run by the Gott-bot, Rowe-bot, and Krug-bot (model 101-G) ..which is has the gay programming from the TCK bot factory.
The shotdown victims will be in full restraints as they are forced into the ring and have the shit beaten out of them. After the shit is beaten out of them, I have it on good authorrity that TCK might make an appearence and smear the shit all over himself. TCK can't resist any kind of shit, and the shit might just draw him out of the woods.
In other news. There was a report of by some local Maine farmers, that their goats and other live stock were fondled with earlier this evening. Farmers heard disturbing noises coming from their barns and hi yuh yuh chants. When they went out to investigate the noises they found some eagle feathers on the barn floor, along with an old leather pouch that had some dried up war paint in it. TCK is known for painting his face with war paint while on a sodomizing mission. Another farmer who has cameras mounted outside his barn was sais to have captured an image of a man with long grey greasy hair and swollen hands on camera, however a positive identification was not able to be made at this time. The camera also captured audio which said (Me suh happy to be here, hi yuh yuh..Me suh have craving for Tatanka ass, but me suh will settle for goat. Hi yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh.)
DannyB II:
:shamrock: :shamrock:
Sad part about this whole debasing party were having for Marty is we are assuming he is a native american, which he is not. How about a Russian Jew. Back to the sad part in our effort to paste Marty, we disrespect a entire people who have been trampled on since Europe got here to this continent.
Way to go, just another idiot from Elan showing his intelligence.
Danny
Ursus:
--- Quote from: "The Elan Reporter" ---When they went out to investigate the noises they found some eagle feathers on the barn floor, along with an old leather pouch that had some dried up war paint in it. TCK is known for painting his face with war paint while on a sodomizing mission.
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Are you sure that was dried up war paint, Elan reporter? Or, could it have been ... some special shit?
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