Yes, but how are you going to do that? Just climb up right in the middle of the service and sit on him?
You need different ammo. What you need is a solid case of explosive liquishits. Eat lots of watery foods, such as lettuce. Beans and other gassy foods. Cabbage fulfills both these requirements. Finish it off with some good laxatives, then all you need to do is pull your pants down, bend over in the direction of Miller Newton (not for the first time, lololol), and let go with a juicy brown spray.
Srsly, I have no idea why I'm even reading this thread. I mean even when I was dodging fecal matter from the mentally handicapped guy I used to work with before I came to China the very notion of feces made me slightly ill. Kind of got used to it though, but when you walk into a dudes room and find him covered in his own pooh as he's screaming, "I'm OK! I'M OK!" tends to have a rapid learning curve.
Still.. that's god damn disgusting, but if you need some help with the liquid pooh spray you should consider eating some meat left out on the counter for a few days. I actually lost 9 pounds in one week from doing that and all of it was due to the squirts and not being able to eat.
Ps...
If anyone ever hears about a guy bragging that he used to work in a place called the Ranier School in Washington state and that he was all into molesting patients, kill the son of a bitch on sight.
If you do a google on Ranier School you'll see some articles about people getting thrown in jail for hitting the patients out in the parking lot. I think I drove by the place once, but I'm not sure.
