Author Topic: have you ever shat out a turd SO BIG it wouldn't flush? (Read 3191 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** September 08, 2009, 04:30:21 PM »

What did you do... did you just leave it? Did you break it in half with the plunger or something?

Please share your solution to this common problem. I find it rude to walk into a stall with a huge turd in it, was it u?

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2009, 04:41:35 PM »

I shit so hard last night. It was two feet long and my asshole hurt. It plugged up my toilet and using a plunger after 20 minutes failed. :rocker:

Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:03:01 PM »

I shat a big one today . It didn't hurt though it came out in one nice solid ':plump:; splish and splash. It was pretty big but not that big, when its too big to flush i just leave it as a prseent for the next person. sometimes i leave toilet paper in a smiley face on the seat as a warm up.

try another castle · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:16:47 PM »

the ones I hate the most are the logs which are so thick and knobby that they get stuck in your asshole haflway, and you cant shit the rest out, so you have to break it off with your hand.

As for clogs that need to be broken before plunged... I find those free, wood paint stir thingies you get at hardware stores work great. Use it, toss it.

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:28:58 PM »

My turd was so big, it made my asshole bleed. I had to go to my primary care physician for medical care. He gave me the proper medical attention via the shitpipe. My asshole feels better.

try another castle · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:30:40 PM »

sometimes I dont like to shit so I just eliminate the middleman and throw my dinner into the toilet.

Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:31:32 PM »

ever watched someone else take a shit.? ...... closeup?

Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:31:44 PM »

My turd:

try another castle · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:32:46 PM »

Quote from: "Guest"

ever watched someone else take a shit.? ...... closeup?

how close is close? like two girls one cup close?

ive watched my cat take a shit.. on the floor... fucking diva bitch.

http://ratemypoo.com

Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:34:04 PM »

really close up. close enough to see the muscles contracting to push the poop out

try another castle · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:34:33 PM »

Quote from: "Guest"

really close up. close enough to see the muscles contracting to push the poop out

No. I havent seen it that close.

What's it like?

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:35:29 PM »

i dont know. thats why im asking. ive seen it online though. its interesting.

try another castle · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:49:25 PM »

Quote from: "Guest"

i dont know. thats why im asking. ive seen it online though. its interesting.

oh, ok.

well, how about this. The first one to see it, buys the other one a coke.

This is actually one of the better threads Ive been in for the past week or so.

Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:51:55 PM »

I shit in Ken Huey's mouth. Does that count for anything?

Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:55:06 PM »

did he tell you what it tasted like.... does shit taste as bad as it smells? how about consistency, was the shit hard or soft? lumpy or smooth... etc.
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