Author Topic: have you ever shat out a turd SO BIG it wouldn't flush? (Read 3195 times)

try another castle · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:57:24 PM »

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does shit taste as bad as it smells?

Where the fuck did I see that thing? something on TV about eating shit.. anyway, the person who was talking says that it pretty much tastes like it smells.

What a disappointment. :waaaa:

Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:31:23 PM »

antigen, psy, maybe these sorts of threads can get moved to the open forum? this one first?

yeppers

Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:32:58 PM »

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did he tell you what it tasted like.... does shit taste as bad as it smells? how about consistency, was the shit hard or soft? lumpy or smooth... etc. details.details

I shit a curly Q in Ken Huey's mouth. Dimensions 1 ft X 1 ft. It was soft. He vomitted and said, "I can't put up with this shit anymore."

try another castle · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:34:39 PM »

Quote from: "I shit a curly Q in Ken Huey's mouth."

Quote from: "Guest"
did he tell you what it tasted like.... does shit taste as bad as it smells? how about consistency, was the shit hard or soft? lumpy or smooth... etc. details.details

I shit a curly Q in Ken Huey's mouth. Dimensions 1 ft X 1 ft. It was soft. He vomitted and said, "I can't put up with this shit anymore."

oh gods.. i shouldnt be laughing... but i am. :rofl:

Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:35:12 PM »

Quote from: "Guest"

antigen, psy, maybe these sorts of threads can get moved to the open forum? this one first?

yeppers

you know they are going to so no, so why even ask? then u just bump this thread and more people see it, dum dum.

Anonymous · « **Reply #20 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:38:09 PM »

I just shit my diaper. Fuck, it really stinks. Afterwards, I threw shit all over the walls.

Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:42:14 PM »

ive always wanted to take a shit in my hand and throw it at somebody, but havent found the right occasion yet.

Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:43:31 PM »

Quote from: "Afterwards, I threw shit all over the walls."

I just shit my diaper. Fuck, it really stinks. Afterwards, I threw shit all over the walls.

gtfo ken

Anonymous · « **Reply #23 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:44:47 PM »

The best part is when you smear shit in your mouth and rub it all over your face.

Anonymous · « **Reply #24 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:51:37 PM »

Quote from: "smear shit in your mouth"

The best part is when you smear shit in your mouth and rub it all over your face.

I thought you left Fornits a couple years ago, Jeff Holloway?

Anonymous · « **Reply #25 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:43:32 PM »

correction: his name is HOLLOWHEAD.

drink kefir. it make your poop big and smooth like african dick.

Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:12:11 PM »

I stuck my finger in my asshole, then sniffed it.

Anonymous · « **Reply #27 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:24:32 PM »

ahhhh....

the pleasures of free speech.

Anonymous · « **Reply #28 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:26:55 PM »

I have a chess move to make. My turd in your mouth 5.

Anonymous · « **Reply #29 on:** September 09, 2009, 12:33:00 PM »

Gee whiz. Alex KP and that psychotic gooner Beasley lose their gigs at CAFETY then the most annoying and infantile trolls show up. Nothing better to do now lads?

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