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Offline Anonymous

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« on: July 16, 2006, 03:44:01 AM »
You're a smug, self-righteous prick who probably talks relentlessly about the environment.  You think you're some kind of hot shit since you stayed in school so long the professors mistake you for one of them.  You're pretty much a general in the War On Christmas/Christians/Family Values/Traditional Marriage and you probably hate America.  You're either a sissy Brit with delicate little tea-service rituals that are just SO precious, or you're a Celestial Seasonings wanna-be.  You think you're above the common man since your shit doesn't stink.  

It's gotten me so right!

I can't sign in so I'll have to to leave you all to guess who this is from.
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 03:56:45 AM »
Might Ardvark or Pls Help
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2006, 10:04:16 AM »
I agree with guest as I've seen this guy turn up all over the place. I know one thing for sure, residential treatment would have done this gentelman a world of good.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2006, 06:10:45 PM »
You're a smug, self righteous prick who probably talks relentlessly abut the environment. You think because you stayed in school past your 4-year degree you're something special, while all your peers were already out earning money. You're pretty much a general in the War on Christmas/Christians/Family values/Traditional Marriage and you probably hate America. You're too much of a yuppie to drink beer, so you sniff the corks & swish the wine & babble snobbishly about it's oakiness. You think you are above the common man because your shit doesnt stink
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2006, 01:36:09 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
I agree with guest as I've seen this guy turn up all over the place. I know one thing for sure, residential treatment would have done this gentelman a world of good.


Oh really. how exactly would I have benefitted from residential treatment?
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2006, 02:21:31 PM »
The only generals in any such "War on Traditional Marriage" are all of the traditionally married folks who have gotten divorced.
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2006, 02:33:13 AM »
I think the anon is atomic ant
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2006, 09:43:39 AM »
You need to be aware of yourself and your problems and it's apparent you have plenty of them so my suggestion is to fix yourself of all the anger your carrying inside of you.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2006, 10:41:42 AM »
Go on, be specific. What are my problems?
Don't try anger management because that's not a problem for me.
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2006, 01:41:57 PM »
It's up to you to figure it out but I only said it because you lay it out for all of us to see it.
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2006, 01:50:34 PM »
There's a pretty high syllable to content ratio way for saying "I have nothing"
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2006, 02:14:20 PM »
Said I am a fairly nice guy... jk.. total asshole.  :evil:
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2006, 07:08:17 PM »
While you generally have the sense not to drive a huge gas-guzzler, you still don't have what it takes to really help the environment.  You think you're smart, but you're really ignorant, and you have no follow-through.  Unwilling to take a stand on pretty much anything, you let the extremists around you decide your fate.  You have such a beer gut it looks like you're pregnant and you regularly drink yourself into oblivion and pass out naked on the lawn.  You carry a faint aroma of crap everywhere you go.  

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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2006, 07:16:56 PM »
While you generally have the sense not to drive a huge gas-guzzler, you still don't have what it takes to really help the environment.  You think you're "All that" just because you finished a 4-year degree.  Unwilling to take a stand on pretty much anything, you let the extremists around you decide your fate.  You're too much of a yuppie to drink beer, so you sniff the corks and swish the wine and babble snobbishly about its oakiness.  You think you're above the common man since your shit doesn't stink.  

Unwilling to take a stand?  ME?   :rofl:
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2006, 02:56:47 PM »
Quote from: ""Helena Handbasket""
Unwilling to take a stand?  ME?   :rofl:


Helena Handbasket is pretty quick to take a stand. But I suspect the actual person hiding behind the computer is a much different personality.
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