While you generally have the sense not to drive a huge gas-guzzler, you still don't have what it takes to really help the environment. You think you're smart, but you're really ignorant, and you have no follow-through. Unwilling to take a stand on pretty much anything, you let the extremists around you decide your fate. You have such a beer gut it looks like you're pregnant and you regularly drink yourself into oblivion and pass out naked on the lawn. You carry a faint aroma of crap everywhere you go.
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