Q. How many Fornitscators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One to screw it in, the other 499,000 to fuck, suck, lick, and generally sodomize and incestualize each other; pissing, scatting, rusty trumpeting, dirty sanchezing, flute slurpeling, pussy scatting, cocksmoking, cumming, kicking, confronting, marathoning, felating, puking violently, punching, spitting, felching, farting and just generally arguing with one another while the one poor fucker tries to get the lightbulb in. I forgot to mention that the 231pg spaminator has to get involved in all of this while the one fornitscator is screwing in the lightbulb.