"And I have never been to another country than England that had SO MANY retards walking around.Im talking about Monty Python style inbred fucking mental defectives walking around blathering on the street."
Yes, the UK, and the rest of the civilized world, needs to recognize that we in the USA have solved the problem expressed above, which I will refer to as the "FMD" problem.
Here, we insist that the most egregious FMDs blather, not on the street, but on their own TV show (typically entitled "The [insert name here] Factor"), on their own talk radio show on the Excellence in Broadcasting network, or in their own newspaper column for Universal Press Syndicate.
While ratings seems to indicate that most Americans find this solution quite entertaining, it doesn't put much of a dent in the total number of American FMDs who would otherwise be blathering on the streets, so we use up bunches of them to blather on various TV shows (e.g., The McLaughlin Group, Hardball, This Week with George Stephanopoulos, the 700 Club, Crossfire (until it got canceled after security broke down and a few of them escaped into GenPop), The View), entire media outlets (e.g., the Fox News Network, CBS, QVC), and/or branches of the Federal government (e.g., CNN, State of the Union speeches, Vice Presdential debates). These FMDs, in turn, pick their buddies to staff other media outlets, Cabinet positions, and public relations companies.
No, we here in the greatest country in the world do not tolerate FMDs "walking around blathering on the street." We get them off the street and on to our TV screens, where they belong.
God bless the USA.
