No job? Spend all day jerking off on the net? Shit, that fuckin 81' camaro with a 355, hurst slap shift, holley headers and the cherry bombs must have just magically appeared in my garage you douche bag. inquire within for pics, cuz i KNOW you are gonna start shit... And I say garage, b/c that baby doesnt touch pavement after the first frost. Its all good tho, the 04' ram 2500 gets me through the winter. I won that online, some porn site had this popup about winning trucks, so i finished jerking off, then i won it! can you believe that? nah, i worked my ass off and bought it brand new off the lot. Motherfucker. Oh yea, and im like, uh, 21. gramps. :rofl:
ps dont interpret this "bragging" as some jordan eisman poopdick rant. lots of people in here have jobs, ya douche.