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« on: May 06, 2005, 05:03:00 PM »
MARK and CHERYL SUDWEEKS of WHITMORE BOARDING ACADEMY & SCHOOL (asylum hall) were charged today with numerous counts of child abuse, neglect, assault, and breach of contract............additional information is forthcoming. CHERYL SUDWEEKS, the self proclaimed asylum govenor is recovering from psychosomatic stress syndrome, due to her heavy periods of ritalin abuse.....several former students from around the country have arrived and are awaiting the opportunity to reveal the facts before the JUDGE....lawyer JACK
(MATT HILTON).....is attempting to discredit the former students of the zoo....although, a baby kangaroo appears very crediable...and seems to have the support of the entire nation...........more to follow as this story continues to unfold......Victoria DeGarmo, of the zoo news, reporting (as mama ALANA is asleep)...........I'M out................AMF
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2005, 01:33:00 PM »
now were talking..very good.  Like to see tomorrows sports page today. Place your bets
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2005, 06:41:00 PM »
anxiously awaiting the next update of ZOO news...........VICTORI DeGARMO the reporter at large??
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2005, 12:05:00 PM »
AMF, at some point do we get to find out who you are?

It really puzzles me to see Marijuana connected with Narcotics - Dope and all that crap?it's a thousand times better than whiskey - it's an Assistant - a friend.
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2005, 01:13:00 PM »
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On 2005-05-08 09:05:00, Antigen wrote:

"AMF, at some point do we get to find out who you are?"



absolutely...I look forward to the day.....need to finish the task at hand.....see to it the SUDS pay for their crimes......criminal/civil juries alike......I'm going to continue to drop dimes....In time///sweet time.......AMF
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2005, 07:26:00 PM »
Associated Press (AP),

VICTORIA DeGARMO, on assignment for ZOO news, reports authorities have concluded conducting interviews of former ZOO residents regarding the WHITMORE ACADEMY & BOARDING SCHOOL abuse scandal.  The allegations are of a serious nature and encompass child abuse, assualt, neglect, fraud, breach of contract, and racketeering.  A baby kangaroo brought the allegations to the attention of authorities, which now involves several federal, state, and municipal agencies.

Stranger still, tweaker and peek er (SUDWEEKS) appear to be operating the ASYLUM at near capacity, most probably due to the anticipated exorbitant attorney fees due, as the SUDWEEKS have retained lawyer JACK.

Miss DeGARMO further reports local merchants have reported a run on towels and ritalin, as the SUDWEEKS appear to be hoarding these items, indicating their anticipating a long period of seclusion within the halls of the ASYLUM.

More information forthcoming, as this story continues to develop.....I'm VICTORIA DeGARMO (mama ALANA's kin), reporting for ZOO news.........I'm OUT.............AMF
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2005, 09:15:00 AM »
VICTORIA DeGARMO...NEWS AD...***ASYLUM DAILY***

GARAGE SALE:
Since sales are slow on EBAY this past couple of months.  The following items will be offerered for sale THIS SATURDAY ONLY AT "GARGAGE SALE"
COME BY ASYLUM FOR GREAT BARGAINS!!! Cash only!

All Student's AIRPORT CARD..great discount....parents foolishyl buy these, and Gorilla sells at Pennys-on-the Dollar!!!

Ski equipment---never used!!!!

Tolietries--hair dryers, electric rollers etc..
No hygiene allowed at Asylum: all brand new!!!

Prescription drugs....(not ritalin: that's reserved for Tweaker).

Sale hours; 6AM until all this crap is GONE!
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2005, 10:05:00 AM »
can we place new luggage and clothing at your garage sale??.......as we live out of state, will you have members of the zoo remove the tags and other identification??.........ALso, we left approximately $17,000 dollars with the gorilla...can you use that as petty cash.....or does lawyer JACK need that???????
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2005, 10:34:00 AM »
WE also would like to have OUR THINGS in the garage sale:
Luggage...clothes, LOTS AND LOTS OF CLOTHES, including boots, shoes, winter coats, gloves etc etc...jewelry...lap top case...sleeping bag...
"personal spending money account"....and all the monies we paid for EDUCATION, AND Non-existing PROFESSIONAL THERAPY...and Monty-Roberts-Quality-Equine-Therapy (NOW THAT ATTORNEY CAN'T HAVE OUR MONEY!!)

Sell all this in the garage sell---and we will split 90-10 (IN OUR FAVOR) with the ASYLUM!
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2005, 05:13:00 PM »
BREAKING NEWS::

Several law offices are busy today...including lawyer JACK..as several trips to the local filing clerk shall occur soon.....tweaker and peek er spotted digging up cans...as they must pay the man...JACK'S got a new suit...sure to look good on the ZOO news tonight.......suits flying...some off the table........going to post more......VICTORIA will report when able......AMF
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2005, 10:13:00 AM »
Any news on how the Juab Planning Dept ruled this past Thurs.? Did they give the Sudweeks a permit for their new "school".?
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2005, 10:21:00 AM »
Yes, the Juab Planning Commission gave the Sudweeks the Permit with "CONDITIONS" which will be made public soon.
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2005, 07:50:00 PM »
EMERGENCY BROADCAST ALERT:

Flash flood warning for ASYLUM hill area...most probably confined to the rooms adjacent the hall...the rooms of the phone call........alert to last for some time.........creeks are swelling, mighty rivers to rage......probably will drown the gorilla in or out of her cage......only rage she can force....her trust in Purgatory// is of a railroad spike.......hike he must...better views of her young bust.....blindsided by a twist........oh wonderful twist of FATE.......ASYLUM soon to be washed clean of CHERYL'S HATE........AMF
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2005, 12:43:00 PM »
EXTRA!! EXTRA!!  READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!

TITLE BOUT!!!   GORILLA AND baby kangaroo have agreed to a 15 round EVENT, scheduled for JUNE 17th.........six parents have fronted the purse, tens of thousands at play...Gorilla corner team chief, VICTORIA DeGARMO is confident the Gorilla will be ready for the fight, as she is currently sequestered at an undisclosed location.  Gorilla team as the added advantage of experienced cut man, gangland ROB................

Not much is known of the baby kangaroo or his team.......word is TRUTH is his main strength........more to follow...........AMF
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2005, 05:19:00 PM »
UPDATE!!!!

elected officials,law enforcement, prosecutors,district attorneys, the press, bar members, judges, and countless members of the fine state of UTAH are reportly signing on in support of the baby kangaroo...........................more to follow....could be a very crowded corner...............put em up...come on put em up..........
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