TIRED STORY
Posted: 2005-05-06 09:20:00
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MARK and CHERYL SUDWEEKS of WHITMORE BOARDING SCHOOL (asylum hall) were charged today with numerous counts of child abuse, neglect, assault, and breach of contract............additional information is forthcoming, as CHERYL SUDWEEKS, the asylum govenor is recovering from psychosomatic stress syndrome, due to heavy periods of ritalin abuse.....several former students from around the country have arrived and are waiting to reveal the facts before the JUDGE....lawyer JACK (MATT HILTON).....is attempting to discredit the former students of the zoo....but a baby kangaroo appears very crediable...and seems to have the support of the nation...........more to follow as this story continues to unfold......this is Victoria DeGarmo of the zoo news, reporting (as mama ALANA is asleep)...........I'M out................AMF
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