Locked in a closet? Pfffff...
At SIBS, if you fuck around you'll wind up in the gorilla cage....
Pirate, you had better get used to sayin' "Hi-i-i Daddy" (like High-Pitched Eric) because that's what Gary the Gorilla likes to hear..
Be sure to pack some vaseline; if you don't struggle too much while they're throwing you in there maybe they'll let you use some of it... :lol: