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« on: August 21, 2004, 02:36:00 AM »
Who Gives A Shit?

As I drove home from work today, my phone rang.

"Shes having them"

My boss and friend breeds champion rottweilers. One of them had pups today. Woohoo

What would otherwise cost $2200 dollars will not cost me a dime. I reserved a choice female from the litter.

Mom and dad onsite. Awesome well mannered non-aggressive dogs with beautiful markings.

On the way home I thought....**Man, life is good. No I dont have much money, I live with room-mates...Single again. I have a mediocre paying but very secure enjoyable job, my house is a mess. My boat is broke down. But the positives include good friends, awesome boss and family, good truck...sobriety for over a year...A real nice dog on the way, a freezer full of fresh caught albacore tuna, salmon, halibut, lingcod.**

Then I thought "why do I waste my damn time looking at this totally fuckin stupid website called fornits and all the sick shit there?. Why do I have any interest in anything "Elan"? " What kind of pathetic fucking life does someone have to be living to come in here on a regular basis?

Why on earth would ANYONE want to come in here and read this sick fucking shit? Who in thier right freakin mind would want to have anything to do with this place? Better yet, how refuckingtarded do you have to be to post the sick shit available for everyone to read here?

Sick stupid DISTURBING waste of fucking time this place is.

Though painfully average, my life is still too good to tarnish with a fucking waste of time like this.

Asta.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2004, 12:16:00 PM »
thanks for posting
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2004, 04:56:00 PM »
"My boss and friend breeds champion rottweilers. One of them had pups today. Woohoo

What would otherwise cost $2200 dollars will not cost me a dime. I reserved a choice female from the litter"


$2200.00 for a Rottie, what a rip off. I have 3 Rotties, well 2 now one passed away from cancer. My youngest who is almost 6 months is champion bloodline, akc papers, certified hips and was $750.00, which is considered a high price to pay but that is what I paid.

This breeder is ripping you off, by the way does he gaurntee the health? Total highway Robbery $2200.00, I think you are full of shit! You either would have to be an idiot to spend that much on a Rottie or sell one for that much.

My Rottie also has a family tree which goes back 6 generations on his certified papers, will yours?

Do you even know about what cancers Rotties are subseptible too? Do you even care? If you have done your homework on a Rottie you would know $2200.00 is an outrageuos asking price, you probably are getting this Rottie from a back yard breeder you cares only about making money.

What about hip displasia? Rotties are known for it, Parvo, better not have that pup come in contact with any other dog or fecal matter until all the shots are administered.

Did you ask to see papers on both the parents so they are not imbred?

If you want to become a Rottweiler owner there is alot of reserch you need to do and facts you need to know.

Do you know the proper weight a full grown Rottie should have? Do you know the proper percentage of protein a rottie pup should have? What about when the Rottie becomes and adult? Then the Rottie will become a Senior, you need to know all this.

I am not a breeder but will be mating my boy in a year or so and a Rottie is not your average dog that you decide to buy on a spare of the minute.

I hate when people say, "I'm getting a Rottie" And dont know a damn thing about the history of the Rottweiler.

I also was curious of something, the breeder you are getting this Rottie from, did he/she even bother ask you what kind of enviroment the pup will be resideing in? Do you have other dogs? Are they updated with their shots?

Seriously reconsider the Rottie if you know nothing about them.

Did you also know Rotties not only get hip displasia but also can easily throw out theoir knees? Aslo if that does happen expect to pay at least $800.00 per knee to have it corrected.

Do you have a pickup truck? Don't allow the rottie to jump off the bed of that truck regardless if he/she is a pup or an adult, you will hurt their knees.

Please do alot of extensive research before considering one.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2004, 09:46:00 PM »
Dear Anon Poster,

     Wile i am glad you are living a happy productive life, your Rottie post is scary. You are getting a puppy and you live in a messy house. Do you have any clue the amount of responsabilty it takes to raise a dog? puppies need constant attention, what will you do while at work? You cannot leave a puppy alone all day long. The last poster was right, Rotties can have many medical problems. And there is no such thing as a $2,200 Rottie. Do you know that a Rotties temperment is very fragile and they need to be raised and trained properly so they do not end up hurting other dogs or people. Are your roomates responsible enough to treat the dog right at all times. Rotties are beautiful loving dogs, but also are a hard breed to give a good life to. It is like having a child. I have had dogs all my life, and right now have a Australian Kelpie and a newborn son, and it is a lot of work. Don't get a dog just to get a dog, its not fair to the animal. Good luck, but a messy house and a mediocre paying job is not a good situation for a new pup. On average I spend $5,000 a year on my dog, and I hope you have a backyard. If you don't find a good dog park and pray your Rottie gets along with other dogs, because a 100+ pound rottie will not be allowed in a dog park if it even misbehaves once.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2004, 05:04:00 AM »
I was hoping to avoid this place but Ill reply to the mouthy jackass above.

The post says I wont be paying for the dog. If the "breeder" sells dogs for $2200 dollars, and people pay that much...whos the idiot? DO a little online research, doesnt take much to find rotts in excess of $1500.

My house being a "mess" pretty much says the lawn is dead, the boat, camper and quad in the yard need the spider webs hosed off, and the windows could use washing.

I have two horses, 4 goats, chickens, ducks, 2 cats, two 12 year old scarlet macaws and a german shorthair dog. Im sure I can handle another fuckin dog, but thanks for the concern. Im sure all dogs everywhere appreciate you. My macaws require far more care, and are 10x the responsibility of a "child".
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2004, 05:12:00 AM »
Certified hips and not even 6 months old?

You are the one full of shit my friend.

Either that or your vet is more of an idiot than you are.
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2004, 05:48:00 AM »
Hips can be graded as early as 6 months old.

But.

In dogs less than 1 year old, the evaluation is said to be only 80% accurate and the OFA requires a followup after 24 months.

The above rottweiler "pro" claims to have a dog which is less than 6 months old yet has been certified? Yeah, ok.

Lets see, A trip to the vet for ex-rays, time it takes for that vet to mail those xrays to OFA (with only two locations in the US) 8 weeks for OFA to respond, and another week for the vet to call you and let you know if the hips are up to par.

Thats about 10 weeks, if your lucky. So you had your pup xray'd when it was about 3 months old?

Yeah, whatever. I'd like to meet the vet who took the pictures and sent them off to OFA.

You say the hips have been certified which means you have the certification on hand?

What number is the certification?

The breeder I plan to get a dog from can look it up, but I'm sure youll have some lame excuse not to post the cert # here.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2004, 06:10:00 AM »
My 6 month Rottie came from a breeder that both parents have certified hips, he hasn't gotten his x rays yet. My question for the white trash goat fucker was, Does the parents have certified hips?

Yea this Doug guy sure can be white trash, dirty windows, chickens, I don't even wnat to know what goes on behind them dirty windows.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2004, 06:12:00 AM »
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On 2004-08-22 02:48:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Hips can be graded as early as 6 months old.



But.



In dogs less than 1 year old, the evaluation is said to be only 80% accurate and the OFA requires a followup after 24 months.



The above rottweiler "pro" claims to have a dog which is less than 6 months old yet has been certified? Yeah, ok.



Lets see, A trip to the vet for ex-rays, time it takes for that vet to mail those xrays to OFA (with only two locations in the US) 8 weeks for OFA to respond, and another week for the vet to call you and let you know if the hips are up to par.



Thats about 10 weeks, if your lucky. So you had your pup xray'd when it was about 3 months old?



Yeah, whatever. I'd like to meet the vet who took the pictures and sent them off to OFA.



You say the hips have been certified which means you have the certification on hand?



What number is the certification?



The breeder I plan to get a dog from can look it up, but I'm sure youll have some lame excuse not to post the cert # here. "


Very observent, duh he is almost 6 months and duh he is still growing. What a fuckin idiot you are, Shut up and sit back down, you don't know how to read right.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2004, 06:16:00 AM »
When you buy a Rottie and you say it has the hips certified it means the parents hips were certified. Any one who knows dogs wouold know that, you are a blind fool looking for an excuse to punch holes into my expertise.

Nice try asshole, but why don't you stick to fucking your chickens and goats you muddy window, white trash ,rotted teeth, beer belly ,bad breathed, fuckin idiot!
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2004, 02:51:00 PM »
Doug?

No, sorry, I am Doug, and Ive got a white trash asskicking for anyone brave enough to come on down and get one.

Albany Oregon. Ask around, wont take long til you find someone who knows exactly where I live.

Heres a hint, theres a 17ft alumaweld super V jetboat in the driveway (which runs just fine and dandy thanks) And an irish wolfhound in the yard (eats rottweilers for breakfast)

Anonymous punks welcomed.

None of you have half a fucking testicle to show up anyway.

I like how someone makes a post as simple as "I'm getting a dog" and gets railroaded. You're all punks who need a severe asskicking.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2004, 06:21:00 PM »
"an irish wolfhound in the yard (eats rottweilers for breakfast)"

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Irish wolfhouds have skinny little muscular legs and skinny mut heads, I don't think they could stand up to a Rottie  not even for 1 minute. My Rottie could snap his skull in half, an Irish wolfhound is nothing but  a tall skinny "looks big because of the long hair" dog.

I also got a pitbull that would take that Iris Wolfhound down and 1/2 the time my Rottie would, she'll snap that neck like a toothpick.

Doug weren't you like shunt form every one here not too long ago? You are the King of white fuckin trash man, you probably are drinking your $5.99 a case beer and running your mouth here, Doug you're a loser, just look in the mirror junior.

Whats your Addy Doug? I want to send you a bottle better yet I'll make that a gallon of windex so you can clean that crude I meant mud off your windows for X-Mas.

Doug is a loser, a white trash loser, smells like a dirty douchebag, Doug has rotted teeth caked in a yellowish color and smells like a dirty rotten decade fish.

Hey man you posted a pic of your Quad awhile back here, that thing is a peice of shit junior, what is that a 90 cc pep boys special?

I can visualize your house, the lawn is all mud, you have broken down vehicles parked on the front lawn and you have garbage all over the place.

YOU FUCKIN WHITE TRASH ,MOTHER FUCKER.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2004, 06:23:00 PM »
OH AND ONE MORE THING, YOU ARE GETTING A ROTTIE PUPPY SO YOUR IRISH WOLFHOUND CAN EAT IT? I'M CONTACTING YOUR LOCAL ASPCA AND GONNA GET YOU ARRESTED YOU FUCKING WHITE TRASH FOOL.

IF YOU HURT THAT ROTTIE I WILL HUNT YOUR ASS DOWN....JUNIOR.
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2004, 07:43:00 PM »
What a silly bitch you are.

A rott Vs a wolfhound? A fucking rott couldnt get its mouth around a wolfhounds head silly bitch.

Wolfhounds stand 6 ft 6 on thier hind legs weighing 200 lbs.
Skinny? A wolfhounds dick is bigger around than your chicken neck...silly bitch.
Bred to hunt and kill wolves. Even a big rottweiler (130 lbs is as big as they get) wouldnt stand a fucking snowballs chance in hell against a wolfhound. Argue all you wish, wolfhounds will tear a fuckin rott apart every time.

As for all your other silly bitch ramblings....you should be a fantasy ghost writer. Your pretty good at fabricating fictional stories. Put that little crystal ball to good use. No, not the hairy balls you suck on at night, the crystal ball you use to tell everyone who "Doug" is, and how your punk bitch (anonymous) life is so much better than his.

Hell, Dougs fictional life is still better than your real life. Go kill yourself...

Silly bitch.

Too bad youve got a vagina where your nuts should be anon, at least "Doug" says who he is, and tells you where he lives. You hide behind your little punk bitch monitor safe and sound in your protective anon shell.

Silly bitch.
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2004, 08:16:00 PM »
Hey anon loser, what exactly is a "decade" fish?

And who would win in a fight, a rottweiler, a wolfhound, a decade fish or your mom?

Yeah, thats right, I said your mom. I know who you are, and I know why your angry with me. Theres been a rumor going around that I banged your mom. You're not sure if Im your dad or not. Dont be angry boy. I didnt love your mom (who could?) You're an illegitimate child, theres lots of you out there. Just get over it. You manage to deal with the ass rapes from Elan pretty well, why cant you get over this little identity crisis too?

By the way you type and the stupid shit you say, I'd guess your about 19 years old, still live with your foster parents, and havnt been layed (by a woman) in your young adult life.

Go back to your online gay porn little boy, theres nothing here you want to read.
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