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« on: July 23, 2002, 09:53:00 AM »
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
 They don't work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
 Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

 What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
 Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

 How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piƱata party.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
 The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
 To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
 The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

 Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

 You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
 All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?

 The bag.


What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
 To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

 Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.

Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.

Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.

What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
 Stop laughing and reload.

Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.

Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.

How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don't.

Whats the differance between Afghanistan and Christmas?
Christmas will be here this year.

Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.

What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.

What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.

What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.

What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

 How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2002, 10:23:00 AM »
As tasteless and hateful as this post is, please do not delete it, I will be sending the link to the local DA's office.

This person needs to be taken off the internet AND the streets, either legally, or with a body bag.

Sometimes I forget that theres actually people still out there that are this insecure, ignorant and unworthy of their place on this planet.

I am a 35 year old white american male, and I think I am offended more by this post than anyone it makes reference to. Too bad the author thinks he is part of a group that supports his ideas because he is not even part of the HUMAN race that he has found some need to seperate into classes based on a simple aspect of skin color.

Theres a seat in hell for you.
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2002, 10:57:00 AM »
"As tasteless and hateful as this post is, please do not delete it, I will be sending the link to the local DA's office"

Well now I think it is safe to say that you are gonna be a very very very busy boy.This is one in a billion joke links out there on the internet.Personally if you did send this to a D.A he would laugh his or her ass off not only at the jokes but at your attempt to rain on someone's parade.
My only advice to you is throw out your computer, you do not belong on the internet.There is a billion more webpages out there that exist that would be considered offensive to you.
You are not obligated to read them, no one is holding a gun to your head and making you read them.So if you find it offensive then dont fuckin read it.
Let's just face it, you are 35 years old, and in all your 35 years of existance no one has ever taught or told you if you dont like something then dont read it?
Enough said.
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2002, 09:55:00 PM »
Quite the rationalization for a sick and shallow compilation of insecurities.

If someone else thinks its funny, it must be funny huh?

Your genuinly ignorant, and need a good dose of sodomy in a state penetentiary.

I happen to have spoke to the DA in COOS county Oregon today, and they took a GREAT interest in this post...I imagine Ginger will be Validating this by telling your dumb ass that there was an inquiry made to the webmasters.

Good luck, and be careful, there might be an african american cooking your dinner tonight, a Jewish person teaching your children in school, or an asian person giving your wife a vaginal exam trying to figure out what all those lesions are in her cavity of love.
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2002, 10:14:00 PM »
Your genuinly ignorant, and need a good dose of sodomy in a state penetentiary.

You most know alot about being sodomized.Then again you must live in Oregon and that must be what they specialize in your state.You type of experience don't you?

The bottom line is you are full of more shit then a Jonny on the spot.
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2002, 10:12:00 PM »
Gee I wish I had an IQ of a redneck asswad like you...I would probobly find these Jokes funny, and agree, "other people do it, so it must be funny"

So if I can find a whole slew of this crap on the internet what would you suggest a person who finds it offensive, rude, and hateful do? just give up? or irradicate one fuckstick like you at a time?

Or would it be more socially acceptable to the likes of you if a person just gave up and joined your blind sorry ass game that hurts other people?

You hurt people with your hate, you are not alone, theres many of you sick sorry fucks out there, and one by one, you will eventually pay dearly for your intollerable attitude towards another human being. I doubt you have a conscience, but kharma will get you if your conscience is never developed beyond a trite cavemans mentality.

I wonder, obviously you feel superior to other races, what exactly seperates you from them? Your a human , they are human.....there IS no difference.

Have you ever pondered the theory of evolution? I doubt your pea-brain is capable of absorbing a very powerful theory...maybe you have a better one? Like someone came along and made YOu, and then made everyone else either as worthy of life, or less so?
Your such an idiot its unreal, and as far as I am concerned, you and the people who think like you are the true definition of a "nigger"...and that has NOTHING to do with a race or creed you stupid fucking nigger.

Oregon is the sodomy state huh? what a creative rebuttal to a REAL issue. You should have sat closer to the front of the classroom during your 3 years of schooling.

You can sit there in front of your computer and defend racism and hate all day and all night...theres not a creative (or attempted insult) that is going to change the fact that your an ignorant, shallow, self centered loser.
did you catch that loser? your a small part of a big problem in the world...I hope theres something you can do to avoid the misery you will feel when you realize this.
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2002, 10:31:00 PM »
There are no words hes not worth it!
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2002, 09:21:00 AM »
Those were some real funny jokes.I got one for you.

Have you heard of the new black Barbie?
It comes with 7 kids,food stamps,and government cheese.
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2002, 10:09:00 AM »
You my friend are a contaversial man. What ever your point is for posting these very hatefull --- so called jokes -- has been missed by me, but I find things like Hee Haw, Nascar, Monster Truck Shows and the good-old-boy past time of beating your wife and sodomysin the youngins(not the physical acts, but the man behind the abuse) to be slightly amuseing.
I agrre with the previous anon posters, but specificly your need to be man raped (again) in an adult prison.
What will you post next? I'mon the edge of my seat to see what you can do to follow-up on this provacative topic? I know you could be creative and make up your OWN mean and hatefull jokes. Hows that sound? When your at work today, just take some toilet paper from stall #3, ask someone for a pen or pencil, and commense to creatin your own sick disturbing hatfull jokes. Think you could do that Jethro. I know your day must be hectic, but you should be able to fit this in between buying new tires for your truck and applying to those high paying jobs at McDonalds that all the Blacks,Browns and Reds are stealing from the white man.
Heres a topic --- September 11th! How's that sound?  Your hatefull, clever, semi-literate ass should be able to come up with some good dead-fireman and police jokes.
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2002, 01:43:00 PM »
Ya'll, don't get bent out of shape. This is an obvious troll. The guy's just trying to start a fight, derail any meaningful discussion, maybe see if I'll try and ban him or shut down the site. Sort of proves Dan's point, huh?

Try again. This shit is mild compared to what some of my dad's Klansman/cop buddies used to toss around while we were out taking target practice at the rock pits. Some of those who are enforcers really and truely are those who burn crosses. No lie. The only up side is that most of them are not very good shots and none too bright.
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2002, 03:31:00 PM »
How come when a Nigger dies they bury him real deep?

Because deep down they are good people.

Whats the difference between a Nigger and shit?

Shit dries up and looses its smell and a Nigger doesn't.

Do you know why Helen Keller had a yellow leg?
Because her dog was also blind.

How do you know when a Jew moves into your neighborhood?

The Mexicans get car insurance.

Know how the Grand Canyon was formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a Gopher hole.

How do Chinese pepole name their kids?
They throw a handful of silverware down the stairs."Wing,Chang,Chung"

What do you call 20,000 Niggers jumping from an airplane?
Night.
or better yet, a good start.

Why does Ray Charles always smile while he sings?
Because he doesn't know that he is black.
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2002, 05:59:00 PM »
I cannot believe that you even have the nerve to compare these post to the ones that upset oh Danny boy. Those post were about Elan what is the matter with you people Dont you know SICK  when you see it! And maybe you will ban him? HELL you banned harbor for less then that and he was debating not being a racist basturd! You people are nuts why do you alloy this and act so nonaffected! Makes me wonder if your enjoying this?
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2002, 09:28:00 AM »
Oh you know everyone is enjoying this.I'm sure they had a huge laugh over my jokes and are passing them unto their friends.

What I find interesting is how you are hell bent against racism.Being against it is o.k. hey its your life, do what you want with it.All I ask is just one tiny little favor.

"LEARN TO FUCKIN SPELL YOU MORON"

racist basturd! You people are nuts why do you alloy  "From the way this was typed you must have some nigger in you"
Yuo stupid fuckin loser, you cant even spell!!!!
You must feel real stupid by now dont you?
Maybe all that cum you got shot up yer ass from being sodomized went to your brain.
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2002, 11:51:00 AM »
Funny Jethro, but theres far more wrong with your post than a few mis-spelled words.

"Yuo"? never learned this one, can you define that for us?

As I look at your post, I see that you somehow find it more "stupid" to spell a word incorrectly, than say... not putting a space between your sentances?
Heres another example:


racist basturd! You people are nuts why do you alloy "From the way this was typed you must have some nigger in you"

Um, Jethro? shouldnt the asterisks be around the quote, and not your own comment?

Who's stupid?

"hell bent" Should be hyphenated

"unto" makes no literary sense at all. It should have been two words: ON TO

Spelling, punctuation and grammar are certainly problems that weigh in along side racism and prejudice. You have a point there Jethro...

Seems like you have TWO reasons to be hung by your nutts from that big old oak tree in your East Buttfuck Mississippi front yard.

You know how we can tell the toothbrush was invented in your town Jethro?

Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHBRUSH.

Please keep sending your pissy hostile posts.
Maybe someday you will look back on them and ask yourself "was I really that much of an asshole?" or maybe your children will ask you why you ARE such an asshole.

Its too bad people like you have to spread your hate to feel better about yourselves, I couldnt imagine the complete LOSER you would be if YOU had to live with the things you perpetrate "unto" others. You would have killed yourslef before you were 13 years old.

Nice life you live there Jethro. Tell me, do you have any ideas when it comes to religion?
Is there a god out there?
Do you believe in J.C.?
Did you know he was a Jew?

Ever make it to history class?
Seems some of the oldest civilized societies to be found do not contain any "white" people like you or I. DO you even HAVE any idea where your white skin comes from?
Who are you? where did you come from? are you a native american? A person of asian decent? Italian? Norweigan?  Id like to know what you think "white" means.
Can you tell me HOW you are white, and someone else isnt?
Can you tell all of us what exactly makes a white person different (physiologicly) than a black person?
Can you enlighten the world as to what is funny about your jokes that wouldnt be funny if they were directed at your own features?

Seems to me that black people were bought and sold in this country, and although they were segregated, abused, raped murdered and tortured, they decided to stay here.
On the other hand, white man had to kill and steal and rape and torture to be able to call this country their own, and you think theres something funny about your jokes?

Your one sorry ass human Jethro
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2002, 02:05:00 PM »
" not putting a space between your sentances? "
Perhaps you should stick to picking cotton,you certainly can't fuckin spell you retard.
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