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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2003, 10:46:00 AM »
Great jokes
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« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2003, 02:30:00 PM »
How many Nazis-KKK assholes does it take to
screw in a lightbulb.

Three.

One to finally admit that they simply can't do it.

One to start blaming their own inability, on the "spicks, niggers, and Jews"

One to finally go find a Jew to do it for them.

Paul
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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2003, 04:32:00 PM »
How many status members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One lower status member to fuck it up.

One other lower status member to argue a bunch of terms, and house rules, with him about what to do next.

One to finally go get a coordinator, whose job is to look important, and finally come up with the brilliant idea, that me or one of my friends should do it.

About 3 coordinators to attempt to explain to me that is my responsibility, even though we all know that I know that they are full of shit, and only cave  to avoid consequences.

and then a few status members to take credit for it, and then seek out the new problem to blame on others, and make themselves look important, and then create a solution that feeds the problem, and then when the problem cannot be resolved that they have made.. feed another member to the family.

Paul
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« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2003, 08:35:00 PM »
Paul,

You can attempt to argue and tell your dumb jokes in this topic forum, but I know it is safe to say that I dominate this one.You have alot of catching up to do here.oh yeah and a hell of a lot of typing.....
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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2003, 08:50:00 PM »
:nworthy:

(smile)

Paul
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