I used to date Miller Newton. I used to take bowling balls to his head, he seemed to like that. I used to take banana and have my way. I had to dump him when he started talking about getting Manatees involved in our relationship.
Today, I have evolved in my relationship with Melvin Sembler. He and I get along well. When I bend him over I use all twelve steps to take care of business.
I admit that I am powerless over beating the fucking life out of Melvin. I ask god to help me do it. I make a conscious decision that if I really want to fuck Melvin I should really put my feet into it, and so I do then and there. I continued to do this over and over and over and over and over and over. I make ammends to other bitches I have fucked while I am with Melvin, because fucking Melvin feels better than any other time I have fucked child abusers. I can't remember all the steps but I do remember that I am gonna tell everybody that Melly is my biatch. I am gonna use bowling balls on him when I get some more.