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« on: January 10, 2008, 12:02:45 PM »
SF Zoo Tiger Incident
1. Zoo's are fucked up. It's animal jail. It's worse than animal jail. Why don't we round up some people from Paraguay and put them in a cell with a big window and charge admission? If humans could keep a fish alive while it was out of water we would do it. We love to take things out of their natural habitat, fuck with it and charge admission. Great entertainment.

 
2. Darwinian power motherfuckers. Those stupid kids climbed up on the fence, were yelling at the tiger and throwing pine cones at it. You want it you got it. Welcome to the jungle.

3. The SF Zoo didn't build a high enough fence. It was 12 feet not the reccomended 16ft. Great fucking job people. Way to go.
Why are they incapable of building a proper fence????
Maybe because SF is too busy paying for gender reassignment surgery for it's city employees. They don't have time to worry about whether or not the tigers can eat the visitors. SF is a Zoo. As robin williams says it's the human game reserve.

4. Thank god the SF chief of police shows up at the scene. She looks like an asian scarecrow.


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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 12:20:14 PM »
Maybe it is just me but...


What possesses a kid with the urge to climb a 12 foot fence to throw pine cones at a Tiger? And why is anyone even shocked or surprised that the inevitable response?

My last thought is..

16 foot is 4 feet higher than 12 foot..

If you are stupid enough to even consider trying to climb a fence what difference is 4 feet more going to do? Doesn't the city of San Diego at some point have to say, "Well no shit.. you climb a fence.. toss pine cones a tiger... YOU probably might end up as lunch.."

Honestly... sounds like the pussies are on outside of the cage and not in it.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 12:26:28 PM »
San Francisco

not

San Diego


What possesed the kid to climb the fence and fuck with a tiger was his overriding primal urge to win a darwin award.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 04:35:30 PM »
what happened to the tiger and the kids.
Also, i agree with you about zoos. The arguement for them is that they are a lesser evil for a greater good. People won't care for the welfare of animals, unless they have a  relationship to animals. That is develpoed by zoos, so the argument goes.

I see that point. But I feel bad for the animals.....

are you a vegetarian. I am. Well, semi, i eat fish and eggs.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 05:29:41 PM »
I'm a fake vegaterian ( I believe in it but my will power is pathetic)

the tiger did it's genetic job and ate the kid. He then mauled the other 2 kids who were teasing as well. Then the police shot and killed the tiger for being a tiger.

It's an amazing tribute to how evoluved their olfactory senses are.



Inbred Oakland Raiders Fans.
Sunny Dhaliwal (left) escorts his brother Kulbir, one of two brothers injured in the tiger attack, from funeral services for Carlos Sousa Jr.



I couldn't find any articles that mention the kid climbing the fence and throwing pinecones at the tiger but it is true.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hnDu ... gD8TUR7381
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 05:59:19 PM »
What a sub-bastard. I'm glad that kid got eaten. Really, who sees a magisterial, wonderous tiger and has the motivation, "Let me throw stuff at it!"

Poor tiger. What justification could they have for killing him? He was executing self defence
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 07:51:09 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2008, 08:40:19 PM »
The kid that died was 17.

The guy in the photo above (right hand side) is 23. He was mauled.
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2008, 08:44:10 PM »
Good! They deserved it!  :flame:
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 08:49:14 PM »
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Good! They deserved it!  :flame:

Yah sorry to hear both those fuckheads didn't die.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 10:44:53 PM »
Looks like I'm not alone in my sympathy for the tiger. I can't wish harm to the young men involved - nor feel anything other than sad for the dead boy - but I feel worse for the tiger. I do feel that these young men ought to be charged with harassing the tiger (if indeed there is proof) and even to pay the value of the animal to the zoo.

I honestly feel the biggest problem here is ignorance. These goof balls were sadly uninformed about tigers. There is a often held misconception that zoo animals are tame. The ignorant public watches them play - and maybe watches the handlers work with them, and they assume they can jump in and play too - or that they can tease them, like they do the family cat.

And I guess the cops were flat terrified by what they saw - and then having her walk towards them. I guess shooting her was inevitable at that point. But I feel angry with the zoo staff that they didn't respond quicker. If they had responded appropreatly to the first report,  maybe they could have successfully darted her.

And frankly, I am kind of amazed at the lack of wall hight. I heard the experts saying no way the tiger could jump it; then admitting she did jump it - but how unbelievable that was. I have seen house cats leap from a sit still to the top of the fridge, as if it were nothing at all. I know that the Tiger's mass will make it harder for them to accomplish a similar feat for its size - but I can easily see a tiger making a 12 foot jump, any damn time it wants to. Hells bells - standing on her back legs, a grown Siberian Tiger is half as tall as that, a good six feet, easy.  Probably more like 8 feet. These are huge cats.

You know - I am saddened by the loss of this cat, but I was be absolutely sick if it were one of the Siberian's at our Zoo.  I feel like I know them - and I can't imagine how angry I'd be if this had happened to one of them. I wonder if the people in San Diego feel the same?
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2008, 06:37:27 PM »
Quote from: ""BuzzKill""
I honestly feel the biggest problem here is ignorance. These goof balls were sadly uninformed about tigers. There is a often held misconception that zoo animals are tame. The ignorant public watches them play - and maybe watches the handlers work with them, and they assume they can jump in and play too - or that they can tease them, like they do the family cat.



If these people where just trying to "play" with the tiger,  i feel bad for them. I assumed their motivation was to harm him/her.

People being overwhelmed by the splendour of tanimals and forgetting their hazard, is a regular problem for Zoos. I think people get overwhelmed by transcendant emotions, and go temporarily insane. Have you read about Jerusalum Wall syndrome? "Normal" people visit it, and have "breaks with reality" regularly enough that staff are trained in how to deal with it.

I read one story of a mother visiting a polar bear, and handing her infant child to it...I don't think anything good happend to that kid...It's just that these animals are so wonderful, so beautiful, so innocent, and "helpless" (overall) before us....*crunch*

On the other hand, wild animals and people can have real bonds. DId you hear about that man that lives with wolves and feeds them, FROM HIS MOUTH, like a mother wolf. Amazing....Or a man who adopted bears and raised them from babies. I am thinking about getting monkies, but I'd only do it if these animals could be "happy" in an indoor/outdoor semi-wild setting, and it didn't involve getting animals in an unethical way.
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2008, 06:50:46 PM »
A fucking tiger pissed in my face one time....that shit hurt!
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2008, 08:34:17 PM »
you're going to get monkeys? Do you really need to be that 'different' and 'special'?

Go join the peace corps and live in some undeveloped 3rd world country if you want to be closer to nature.

Don't get a monkey.


Thinking of you getting a monkey makes me want to pet cats innapropriately.
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 01:47:07 AM »
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Figures. I was reading this thread thinking about the kind of stupid you'd have to be to do something like that. Maybe we should have some kind of Raider fan/tiger outing and see what happens. Might just be beneficial to us all. You know, give them some pinecones, a 10 foot fence, and maybe a 3 minute head start.

(not that I'm not sad that people got hurt, but fuck. Raise your kids to at least know that the Raiders suck and that tigers will eat you). I think that's reasonable.

And I think they could have just tranquilized the tiger until finding out if it was rabid or whatever. Animals act off instinct, just the way it works. It sucks that the animal died.
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