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« on: January 01, 2008, 01:15:22 PM »
Anyone heard of this place? Their brochure offers a free three-hour tour of the island and claims that the camp teaches valuable survival skills to its participants.
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 01:26:12 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 02:07:36 PM »
i banged ginger
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 07:19:47 PM »
The Skipper would anally rape Gilligan on countless occasions. It was horrible to hear the Skipper's "little buddy" screaming like that. The professor would just look the other way, pretending to be involved in whatever science project he had going on at the time. Mr. and Mrs. Howell couldn't have cared less, so long as the money kept coming in. It was a horrible camp to say the least.
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 07:43:16 PM »
it was terrible ok?
also the girls had it worse than the boys
it was very millitary and also no one had any coconuts but the staff
i never had a problem about coconuts
but if somone takes away your coconuts all you can think about is coconuts
and girls developed coconut disorders
the captain hated woman
he was a nazi island goon
i tell my parents that the skipper abused me and all the say is that it was my fault how can it be my fault? i didnt say that i wanted it to happen
they said it was supposed to be a three hour tour but nill o'reily was a liar
it was not a 3 hour tour for the girls
the girls had to wear hula skirts
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2008, 08:54:46 PM »
Quote from: ""free giligan island victi""
it was terrible ok?
also the girls had it worse than the boys
it was very millitary and also no one had any coconuts but the staff
i never had a problem about coconuts
but if somone takes away your coconuts all you can think about is coconuts
and girls developed coconut disorders
the captain hated woman
he was a nazi island goon
i tell my parents that the skipper abused me and all the say is that it was my fault how can it be my fault? i didnt say that i wanted it to happen
they said it was supposed to be a three hour tour but nill o'reily was a liar
it was not a 3 hour tour for the girls
the girls had to wear hula skirts


I have to disagree, I think the boys had it worse than the girls because the girls walked around with those grass skirts on all day.  I still cannot tolerate coconut in any form ever since.
The best memory was when we would all sneak down to the lagoon and smoke hemp with the professor, he was kind of cool.  Does anyone else remember doing that?
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2008, 09:15:57 PM »
3 hour tour my ass.  After I left the island (2 weeks after my parents ran out of money) I was finally on my own and was as happy as I have ever been.  At least that is what I thought until just last week.  I finally realized I live on a god dam boat which I spent my entire life building from coconuts, which I call the “SS Minnowâ€
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2008, 09:20:39 PM »
My child was in Gilligan’s Island. It helped him greatly. He gave his friendship to Mary Anne S. Ginger R, The Millionaire and his Wife L. The Millionaire and his Wife were put on bans, though, as they were isolating. They don't have natural electricity there. You have to generate it with coconuts. When my child finally generated electricity with coconuts, she was so proud. She is a new person today. Generating electricity with coconuts really helps self esteem

I am sorry it did not work for you.
I heard it used to have problems with anal rape, but it's changed. The new principal, The Skipper, used to work at Vision Quest. He was brought in after the tragic accident that resulted in the unavoidable deaths of 10 children that no one is responsible for. Today he combines his love of the sea, and tropical islands to teach responsibility to troubled teens.
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2008, 09:26:20 PM »
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3 hour tour my ass.  After I left the island (2 weeks after my parents ran out of money) I was finally on my own and was as happy as I have ever been.  At least that is what I thought until just last week.  I finally realized I live on a god dam boat which I spent my entire life building from coconuts, which I call the “SS Minnowâ€
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2008, 09:51:45 PM »
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3 hour tour my ass.  After I left the island (2 weeks after my parents ran out of money) I was finally on my own and was as happy as I have ever been.  At least that is what I thought until just last week.  I finally realized I live on a god dam boat which I spent my entire life building from coconuts, which I call the “SS Minnowâ€
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2008, 10:11:00 PM »
This place has the worst staff conditions ever. Ginger gave me the clap, and we always had loud arguements over who got the fresh coconuts.
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2008, 10:19:22 PM »
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3 hour tour my ass.  After I left the island (2 weeks after my parents ran out of money) I was finally on my own and was as happy as I have ever been.  At least that is what I thought until just last week.  I finally realized I live on a god dam boat which I spent my entire life building from coconuts, which I call the “SS Minnowâ€
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2008, 10:31:32 PM »
:lol:  :cry2:  :lol:  :cry2:  :lol:

You got me laughing so hard it made me cry.

Thanks man.. needed that.. laughter is a great medicine.
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2008, 09:49:18 PM »
Count me out. I don't find this brand of dark humor funny at all. Kids are suffering as we sit typing away laughing about it like it's a big joke. It's not. To some people fornits is just a source of entertainment. To others, however, it's their last chance to set right a wrong. Let's give them that chance without the dark humor, shall we? K, thanks.
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2008, 10:01:27 PM »
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To some people fornits is just a source of entertainment. To others, however, it's their last chance to set right a wrong. Let's give them that chance without the dark humor, shall we? K, thanks.


To others it's both? Who do you presume to speak for...?


I'm a kid, joking here, and I also hope to put things right that once went wrong..always hoping my next leap will be the leap home...

I'm guessing you’re a troll.
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