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Offline Froderik

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I wrote this little song for Marty
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2007, 10:13:55 AM »
::blah::  ::lala::  ::T::  ::argue::  ::bangin::
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2007, 10:48:27 AM »
My sentiments EAXACTLY
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« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2007, 07:44:41 AM »
STFU Art.. You stupid bastard, you can't spell words right or even make sense. Don't you ever get tired of being a loser? Every fucking day you have to run your little mouth.
You fuckin Troll!
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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2007, 08:24:45 AM »
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STFU Art.. You stupid bastard, you can't spell words right or even make sense. Don't you ever get tired of being a loser? Every fucking day you have to run your little mouth.
You fuckin Troll!
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: .....
 
 
Now if this little display of temper tantrum isnt funny,I dont know what is.....
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2007, 02:52:28 PM »
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STFU Art.. You stupid bastard, you can't spell words right or even make sense. Don't you ever get tired of being a loser? Every fucking day you have to run your little mouth.
You fuckin Troll![/quote
 
oh no kid, no not defensive at all. You are still having problems with remedial English, I see. I am just stating the obvious. That's all. Sorry your feelings were hurt, you little pussy. When you grow up some, you'll find out how to better handle being put down. But I guess you are used to it already, right Sparky?
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Funny song
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2007, 06:08:16 PM »
There's an even funnier one here: Elan School

I about crapped my pants when I heard it.
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« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2007, 10:36:52 PM »


That be some funny shit...I saw some of them girls wearing Elan t shirts..Why didn't I ever get one? I am pissed..Where's the Shingle??
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2007, 05:43:44 AM »
I believe them Elan Tees where publicity props for the camera shoot. Then again, I wouldn't hold it past the creeps to charge the parents an astronomical fee to the students that got shirts.
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2007, 11:06:09 AM »
Me suh hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole.

I run general meetings for troubled teens

But  I'm really not too bold

Me suh live on Injun reservation

And my underpants smell of mold

By the time parents find out my abusive ways

I'll long be dead and cold.

I'm a hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2007, 11:06:21 AM »
Me suh hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole.

I run general meetings for troubled teens

But  I'm really not too bold

Me suh live on Injun reservation

And my underpants smell of mold

By the time parents find out my abusive ways

I'll long be dead and cold.

I'm a hi yuh yuh yuh Indian

And I dance around my totem pole

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!

HI yuh yuh yuh!!!!!!
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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2007, 08:17:44 AM »
Kruglik gets a totem pole make-over..

TCK decided to give his totem pole a fresh make over using Buffalo shit and piss.
TCK applied fresh turds and urine all over his 15 ft high totem pole and announced at a house meeting that totem pole dancing will now be manditory for all elan residents.

Featured songs that will be sung around the totem pole and camp fire will include. * I'm a hi-yuh-yuh-indian*, *Swollen hands/grey greasy hair* & *Walk like a Kruglik*

The song *Walk like a Kruglik* is the same song as the Bangels *Walk like an Egyptian*

All the old resident plaques on the totem pole
They do the hi-yuh-yuh dance don't you know
If they move too quick (hi yuh yuh )
They're falling down like a domino

All the bazaar mongo injuns by the IMR
They got the money on a bet
The elan ring (hi yuh yuh )
They snap their teeth on your penis

Kruglik types with the grey greasy hair say
hi yuh yuh , hi yuh yuh  
Walk like a Kruglik

[The] shotdowns take their trays
They spin around and they scrub the floor
They've got the moves (hi yuh yuh )
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the elan kids so sick of signs
They like to split and go into the corner
When kruglik yells general meeting (hi yuh yuh )
They're walking like a Kruglik

All the kids in the dining room say
hi yuh yuh ,  hi yuh yuh
Walk like a Kruglik

Stomp your feet on the ground face your head to the ground
place your hand over your mouth pat it back several times
now you are a mongo indian (hi yuh yuh )
and you'll soon smell like one and lie

If you want to find all the staff
They're hanging out in the luggage cabin
They smoke dope (hi yuh yuh )
[They] bet money on the ring fights

All the Mongo Injuns with their cow pies
The shotdowns scrub the bathrooms
And the elan staff know (hi yuh yuh )
They walk the line like Kruglik

All the residents in elan say
hi yuh yuh   hi yuh yuh
Walk like a Kruglik
Walk like a Kruglik
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« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2007, 11:36:52 AM »
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am Big Chief...Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh Hi-yuh

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« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2007, 08:22:28 AM »


I wonder who lives in this teepee??? Hmmm????
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« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2007, 08:26:46 AM »
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« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2007, 08:46:03 AM »
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The I.M.R early years. Can you guess which teepee is Marty's?

Hmm.. the Great Spirit tells me it's the one on the left..  :lol:

I don't know, which one of them is made out of boys' underwear?  :rofl:
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