Kruglik gets a totem pole make-over..
TCK decided to give his totem pole a fresh make over using Buffalo shit and piss.
TCK applied fresh turds and urine all over his 15 ft high totem pole and announced at a house meeting that totem pole dancing will now be manditory for all elan residents.
Featured songs that will be sung around the totem pole and camp fire will include. * I'm a hi-yuh-yuh-indian*, *Swollen hands/grey greasy hair* & *Walk like a Kruglik*
The song *Walk like a Kruglik* is the same song as the Bangels *Walk like an Egyptian*
All the old resident plaques on the totem pole
They do the hi-yuh-yuh dance don't you know
If they move too quick (hi yuh yuh )
They're falling down like a domino
All the bazaar mongo injuns by the IMR
They got the money on a bet
The elan ring (hi yuh yuh )
They snap their teeth on your penis
Kruglik types with the grey greasy hair say
hi yuh yuh , hi yuh yuh
Walk like a Kruglik
[The] shotdowns take their trays
They spin around and they scrub the floor
They've got the moves (hi yuh yuh )
You drop your drink then they bring you more
All the elan kids so sick of signs
They like to split and go into the corner
When kruglik yells general meeting (hi yuh yuh )
They're walking like a Kruglik
All the kids in the dining room say
hi yuh yuh , hi yuh yuh
Walk like a Kruglik
Stomp your feet on the ground face your head to the ground
place your hand over your mouth pat it back several times
now you are a mongo indian (hi yuh yuh )
and you'll soon smell like one and lie
If you want to find all the staff
They're hanging out in the luggage cabin
They smoke dope (hi yuh yuh )
[They] bet money on the ring fights
All the Mongo Injuns with their cow pies
The shotdowns scrub the bathrooms
And the elan staff know (hi yuh yuh )
They walk the line like Kruglik
All the residents in elan say
hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh
Walk like a Kruglik
Walk like a Kruglik