Function Junction has gone too far. His comments on this site are far too well-thought out and logical. His attacks on Deborah, Robert Bruce and Dysfunction Junction are completely inappropriate. Not to mention his references to poor Cassandra.
Just because Deborah lost custody of her son in a political environment that rewards custody almost exclusively to mothers does not mean she is not a truly caring and loving mother.
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Just because Robert Bruce spends his days at home in his bath robe while his wife supports him does not make him less of a man. His homophobia is understandable since he spends his day with his penis in one hand and a bible in the other for fear his self gratification would be viewed as homosexual love. He is truly a knowledgeable on these subjects.
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Just because Dysfunction Junction can't hold down a job because he can't put down the hash pipe does not mean that he does not have the best interests of the students. I'm sure he is an expert in "cultivating" all kinds of health relationships.
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Cassandra is a carrying and considerate advocate of children and adolescents. Despite her lengthy arrest record, her illigitimate children and her ex-husbands in jail, she has a solid head on her shoulders and can advise others how to raise their children.
You four should write a book. I have suggested chapters for you with no royalty charge.
Deborah: How to lose custody of your child in 10 easy steps.
Robert Bruce: Homophobia on one hand and religion on the other.
Dysfunction Junction: How to smoke your own garden.
Cassandra: So your adolescent is pregnant; don't blame the drugs or alcohol because it is probably your fault (this doesn't apply to me!)
Keep up the good work. You are all shining examples of what America's future holds.