Hi, I'm you friendly #800 gorilla, often found present in discussions involving politics, religion, programming, sex, or anything where most or all sides of the discourse wish to avoid a few things that are too sensitive, touchy, or just hard to address for the sake of agreeableness!
However, I'm starting to get a little fed up. Seriously! Its getting really, really old, I'm right here, I know you can smell me, I'm sick of showing my body language so loud I'm practically smacking you with my calloused knuckles and I've sipped about as much cognac as I can without being inebriated. I also have sore shoulders from waving my big hairy arms around, come on!
And who wants a drunk #800 gorilla who can't get in a conversation politely? I doubt you do... lord knows the last time I had to get rowdy to get any attention I shit on everything in sight and broke every toilet in the house and smeared excrement on the good wallpaper! Not fun!
So, anyway, I'm just wondering why you Homo's have more to say about, say, a puppy dog than one of your own young. Why the ASPCA will raid a zoo or a private residence for the sake of an animal I'd just as soon ape-slap or throw a nice steamy turd at, but nobody will do the same for the zoos you have for your own kind?
Why with real medical treatment, psychological or physiological, there are measurable things wrong, ways to fix them, and you alleviate symptoms, fix the problems, and send them on their way, not lock them up, isolate them, and talk about touchy-feely things about how they need to work towards this and that and "earn" this and that before they're fixed.
Like, why do people talk about programs being abusive or not, instead of the ridiculous expectations about them? Its an absurd notion, from the genesis of the concept of "program" to begin with, to kidnap, isolate, and force completion of an emotional growth program to "treat" children. You don't make someone with a broken leg complete a curriculum for physical conditioning, do you?
You don't make depressed people complete curricula about looking better about themselves under duress, isolation, and under threat of punishment... except in a program, do you?
Furthermore, the complete lack of proof of any effectiveness ever being demonstrated, plus the before mentioned absurdness of the concept itself,
INTRINSICALLY, the evidence of the LACK of evidence over the past 30 years, and the mounting, 30 years old and counting proof of abuse, detrimental side effects, and non-effectiveness, really leads me to believe that you people just don't pay enough attention to me!
How obvious does it have to get? Its absurd from the start, no proof for it, tons against it, your educated professionals decry it as detrimental and ineffective, and its been this way for THIRTY YEARS. How long does it take to click? I've been sitting patiently here and I'm not getting any younger!
Finally, the complete inaction on the parts of the free populace of your so-called democracy, the professionals who are supposed to protect those rights, the people who boast about having fought for, killed for, and their friends dying for those rights, and the inaction on the parts of everyone busy caring about cute furry animals and foreigners, and the apathetic day-to-day consumers is making me tear a bald spot on my head out of frustration.
HELLO? Don't make me rag your walls like only a pissed off ape can!
Anyway, I've spoken, fuck all your Homos, I want a banana and my kitten, (your)god dammit!
And do NOT get me started on furries...
