I don't have a car, so maybe I could just stand by one of the windows in the rain, hold up a boombox, and blast Peter Gabriel like John Cusak did in Say Anything?
Hmmm. No. At least... not Peter Gabriel.
Wait a minute, I don't have a boombox either.
How about I bust them all out, they can come over to my house, listen to my stereo, and we can all do nitrous hits?
As for blasting top 40... c'mon TSW, don't you think they've endured enough torture?