To me, The truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing." This is truth to me.
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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your
first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
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I think in one of my past lives I was a king, because I like people to do what I say.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is, is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because, where does he think he's going?!
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It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
[ This Message was edited by: Jack Handey on 2003-04-09 09:07 ]