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Offline Jack Handey

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« on: April 09, 2003, 12:06:00 PM »
To me, The truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing." This is truth to me.
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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your
first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
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I think in one of my past lives I was a king, because I like people to do what I say.
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is, is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because, where does he think he's going?!
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It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.



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Offline Anonymous

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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2003, 02:07:00 PM »
Welcome Jack Handey....a voice of respected wisdom that I am glad to see here in the midst of well....everything.
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Offline Jack Handey

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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2003, 05:04:00 PM »
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

JH
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Offline lou

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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2003, 07:49:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: lou on 2003-04-09 18:19 ]
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Offline kpickle39

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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2003, 07:51:00 PM »
LOL - I like those, but I am sure glad you are not my parent.
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2003, 08:43:00 PM »
:scared:
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Offline lou

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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2003, 09:00:00 PM »
sorry, i was not intending to offend anyone by this post nor do i condone child abuse in any way...obviously a stupid attempt at being funny which i'm not....don't worry you won't hear more from me....
all apologies
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Offline ClayL

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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2003, 09:11:00 PM »
Both the stated and unstated!

CL
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