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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« on: September 12, 2006, 12:03:56 PM »
THIS GREG CRUZ, I BE PIMPING IT HOMEY STYLE WIT ALL MY G'S .WE BE CHILLIN AND DRINKIN DEM 40 OUNCES OF OE EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE WE NIGGAS. MY ISUZU PUP HAS GOTS SOME ADDEDD ACCESSORIES DESE DAYS, I'S PUT SSOME MOTHER FUCKIN DAYTONS ON IT THAT I JACKED OFF SOME FOOL, I'S EVEN STOLE HIS BLING BLING,
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ORD LIFE I\'M A GANGSTA WIT A FLAT NOSE.

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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2006, 12:13:41 PM »


I'S DONT HAVE ON MYS BLING BLING IN DIS PICTURE, BECAUSE I'S DONT WANT THE POOOLICE TO SEE ME WIT DEM ON,I'S STICK MY FINGER IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA,BECAUSE I'S GOTS A HUGE MONKEY APE LIKE NOSE THAT I'S EMBARRASSED ABOUT. I'S SHAMED TO BE CALLED A NIGGER, BUT I AM A NIGGA AND MY CRIB IS IN DA PHATEST HOUSING PROJECT GOVERNMENT ASSIST DOLLARS CAN BUY.YO I'S GOT MY CRIB ALL DONE UP WIT MULTIPLE COLORS FROM KRLYON, I'S SPRAY PAINT MUTHER FUCKA ON ALL DEM WALLS BITCH.
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ORD LIFE I\'M A GANGSTA WIT A FLAT NOSE.

http://thebox2.free.fr/humanbeatbox.mp3

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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2006, 12:20:24 PM »


HERE IS MY ISUZU PUP DESES DAYS,I'S CHOP DAT SHIT UP AND MADE IT INTO A CONVERTABLE, SHIT LOOKS FRESH DONT IT?
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ORD LIFE I\'M A GANGSTA WIT A FLAT NOSE.

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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006, 12:24:00 PM »


DIS TRUCK IS WACKED YOO, IT'S THE BESTEST VEHICLE TO DO DRIVE BYS IN DA HOOD WIT HOMIE. I'S SHOT UP MORE HOODS DEN WNYONE ON DA PLANET. I'S GONNA PUT A 50MM GATLIN IN DA BACK AND ONE DAY BE DA KING OF ALL DRIVE BYS IN DA HOOD.
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ORD LIFE I\'M A GANGSTA WIT A FLAT NOSE.

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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006, 04:02:14 PM »
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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The Famous Greg Cruz and Kruglik songs.
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2006, 03:53:28 PM »
On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.




 Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Where ya at Dawg?  
Where ya at Dawg?  

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

Gregory Cruz.  
Gregory Cruz.  

His Isuzu pup is dope and bad to da bone

Where's Cruz at?  
Where's Cruz at ?

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

And a flat nose.  
And a flat nose.  

2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone  
Drinking 40's and smokin bones  
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song  
Brings lots of street whores to his home  

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?

 Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
had a very flat nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say its gross

All of the other gangsta
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let Greg Cruz
play any gangsta games

Then one foggy drive by night
Flava Flav came to say
Greg Cruz with your nose so flat
won't you drive my Isuzu pup tonight

Then all the gangsta's respected him
they shoplifted Greg some O.E.
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
you will go down in history.


And we cant forget the Marty carols
 
Buffalo penis's roasting on an
open fire
Marty Kruglik nipping at a young boys crouch
I.M.R chants being chanted by a Indian Mongoloid
And Kruglik dressed up like a Buffalo

Everyone knows some hi yuh yuh and buffalo
helps to make the I.M.R. bright
Tiny tots with their penis's sticking out
will find their way in Marty's mouth

They know that Marty is a pediphile
He's raped lots of Buffalo and young boys today
And every mothers child is going to ask why
Marty Kruglik likes to molest guys

And so Marty is offering this simple phrase
hi yuh yuh yuh,hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
me suh like buffalo and me suh gay
a very hi yuh yuh yuh to you
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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 07:52:56 AM »
I absolutely LOVED 12 days of gang bangin and Greg Cruz the flat nosed gangsta.....
Absolutely classic....
I will NEVER hear Christmas carols the same way again![/i]
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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2006, 09:16:10 PM »
Keep away from run around sue!
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This is fuckin hysterical!
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2006, 04:32:35 PM »
On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.




Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Where ya at Dawg?
Where ya at Dawg?

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

Gregory Cruz.
Gregory Cruz.

His Isuzu pup is dope and bad to da bone

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at ?

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

And a flat nose.
And a flat nose.

2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone
Drinking 40's and smokin bones
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song
Brings lots of street whores to his home

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?

Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
had a very flat nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say its gross

All of the other gangsta
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let Greg Cruz
play any gangsta games

Then one foggy drive by night
Flava Flav came to say
Greg Cruz with your nose so flat
won't you drive my Isuzu pup tonight

Then all the gangsta's respected him
they shoplifted Greg some O.E.
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
you will go down in history.
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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2006, 10:38:44 PM »
BAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!  :rofl:
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YO YO YO, WHERE MY BITCH AT LETISSUE?
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2006, 08:36:26 AM »
ME AND MY MOMS TRADE IN FOOD STAMPS AT DA BODEGA AND BUYS SEAGRIMS AND OE, AND BLUNTS. WE'S DO DIS 1X A MONTH AND LIVE LIKE KINGS FOR A DAY MUTHA FUCKA. WE'S A ALSO BUY SOME GOOD HAM AND GRITS AND LOTS OF WATERMELON. THEN WE GOES TO KFC AND BUY MAD BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN. I'S A EAT DA FRIED CHICKEN WHEN I'S A DO MY DRIVEBYS AND SHOOT UP DA OTHER HOODS IN MY PUP. I'S A LOVE FOOD STAMPS AND FREE STUFF, SO DOES MY MOMS.
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