Author Topic: Hey Cruz are you illin'?  (Read 2538 times)

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Hey Cruz are you illin'?
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2006, 09:39:31 AM »
"Foodstamps are fucking great! You can buy all of the best shit with them. BoarsHead meats, Gourmet coffee, Shrimp, ect.
Them people live it up 1 day a month!
If you live in Da'Ghetto(like gangsta g) you can go into a bodega and trade them puppys in for cash or use them to buy Newports, Old E, Blunts, Gin....Right Gangsta G?
Gangsta G and his moms make it a fucking field trip to go to the bodega 1x a month to buy all their Old E and Seagrams Gin and Philly's....Right Gangsta G?

They eat in the local soup kitchens or after his moms spends her trickin money on crack if they got some left they buy them 1$ beef patty's at the Bodega.....Right Gangsta G?
Lets not forget them 50cent sodas and 25cent Little Debby cakes for dessert. A well rounded meal for less than 2 bucks! Thats Livin!"


This is an instant classic. when I first read it this morning I was laughing so hard I had tears. Whoever wrote this, you are one funny person, but I have a feeling as to who wrote it. Keep em comin bro.

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